Toasty

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[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[a-tiny-owl]

Thank you

[goth-queen]

[a-tiny-owl]

Are we not addressing the fried egg on the wood panel in the first image?

[catchymemes]

[my-dailydreams]

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[a-tiny-owl]

At no point in reading this sentence did I accurately predict what the next word would be

[thememedaddy]

[i-am-a-fish]

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

[i-am-a-fish]

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

[a-tiny-owl]

Wait…WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MITOCHONDRIA

[a-tiny-owl]

Me: Hey, can I get a hit of that?

Winnie the Pooh, holding a spoonful of honey: *raises eyebrow* *hands me the spoon*

Me: *takes spoon, flips so the honey hits my tongue first*

Barack Obama: *tears in his eyes* fucking legend.

[catchymemes]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[kermitspussy]

like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

[thememedaddy]

[quantum-dragon]

[almyranpine]

really good tiktok

Transcript:

Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

[cryptotheism]

[kupalinka6]

‘Cardinals Are Raw-Dogging It!’ CBS Papal Conclave Team Picked The Wrong Time To Roll Out The Youth Slang

The CBS News team covering the Conclave picked an awkward time to roll out some youth slang when they declared that the cardinals will be "r

OH NO ITS REAL AKZJSJSBHS

[helloitsbees]

[pukicho]

I hate the met galla. None of those people are important to me. My horsey is important to me.

[a-tiny-owl]

What is the Horsey’s name, Puki?

[marinella-ela]