evil ass cat

loveable host and warden of the upcoming anti-ultimate movement’s killing game!!

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Shiku got me a book on stars 🤩

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

The stars are going to explode and die someday, just like you will!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

What the fuck.

[k-monteago]

thats a potty word

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

You’re really lucky that I can’t send any explosives to you right now!

[k-monteago]

EXPLOSIVES? THATS MEAN

[jeanoftheseas]

Please do not try to frighten Kai!

[sleepyhistorian]

Can. Can I have the explosives instead? Then I can recreate the battle of Austerlitz.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Sure! Go explode things to your heart’s content!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Maybe we should put kids into killing games.

[sleepyhistorian]

I don’t wanna be killed! That’s not something you’re supposed to do to children, meanie!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Geez, I wonder how many people Shinku cursed!

[hotgirl-sh1t]

You should set the hotel on fire.

Shiku said no

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Well, it’s very likely there’s one of these things around and Shinku really likes them! You should find one and push the button down and show him!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Oh! I wonder who caused this!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Maybe we should put kids into killing games.

[damon-maitsu]

hi wahts that mean

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

It’s a game where you kill people, dumbass! Very simple to understand.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Maybe we should put kids into killing games.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

What the fuck.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

At least I can still send explosives to you guys! I’ll just send them all to Shinku and Lyra! Good thing this is just an EGA issue!

[ultimate-classicist]

Absolutely not. Besides, we already check all of our packages. We're not stupid.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

I dunno about that, I think Taka opened one of them once when I put ‘fanmail’ on the front of the box! What’s that about Ultimates not being stupid?

[ultimate-classicist]

Is he okay??

And Takahiro is...Takahiro. Despite his undeniable television presence, he doesn't seem particularly bright.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Well, I don’t think I can share personal details of Ultimates! Why would I do something as awful as that?

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

What the fuck.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

At least I can still send explosives to you guys! I’ll just send them all to Shinku and Lyra! Good thing this is just an EGA issue!

[ultimate-classicist]

Absolutely not. Besides, we already check all of our packages. We're not stupid.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

I dunno about that, I think Taka opened one of them once when I put ‘fanmail’ on the front of the box! What’s that about Ultimates not being stupid?

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

What the fuck.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

At least I can still send explosives to you guys! I’ll just send them all to Shinku and Lyra! Good thing this is just an EGA issue!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

What the fuck.

[k-monteago]

thats a potty word

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

You’re really lucky that I can’t send any explosives to you right now!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

What the fuck.

[shinku-kutsuki]

I dont think i want to address anything you have to say.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

C’mon, can’t you suffer just a little bit more for my entertainment? Don’t you miss when we bonded over me sending a shit ton of explosives to your house with the intention of murdering you?

[takiko-uchiyama]

sorry i haven’t been active lately! I’ve been quite busy >.<

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Hello again, wonderful supporters!

I am very proud to reveal that we have just opened our first ever AUM online merch store! Here you will find many AUM-approved items such as:

Limited Edition Manuscripts of Rare Stolen Fanfiction Written by Various Ultimates (such as Shinku Kutsuki and Maiko Yuzuki) ¥47,000

Taka Takahiro’s ‘Mega Cool Mixtape to Bully your Employees to!!!’ ¥6,400

Paper Figurines of Ultimates New Flammable Edition! Not Immune to Acid! ¥1,500 per figure

Illegally copied pieces of shitty literary works written by Ultimates (such as Ismene Circe and Shinku Kutsuki) now sold for the price they deserve! -¥0

‘Why Ultimates Fucking Suck’ by Doctor Mononeko ¥15,900

Lyra Shatel Cigarettes for Toddlers and Newborns ¥3,190

Rare and Unseen Video Footage of various Ultimates not knowing how to complete basic household chores, narrated by Doctor Mononeko! ¥12,800

All proceeds will go towards the explosion of Shinku Kutsuki! Enjoy!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Being put in a video game and getting murked would be a really good execution idea for an Ultimate! I’m more thankful there’s no ‘Ultimate Gamer’ or anything like that, what kind of Ultimate just… pushes buttons for a living? I’d seriously lose all faith (which was already lost beforehand!) in the Ultimate system if they gave an Ultimate to someone like that!

[shinku-kutsuki]

what’s your skincare routine. you have like. the skin of a killer…

I will never know peace on my own tumblr page /ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Because you don’t deserve it!