Kai Monteago

Hey, it’s me, the Ultimate Influencer! Follow to keep up with what I’m doing.

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[ultimate-classicist]

Monteago, what are you talking about? Are you alright?

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Ohmygod Iz, you are also familiar with these guys?!

[ultimate-classicist]

I'm...somewhat familiar. I'm aware Monteago is an ally, so I respect him. I'm not very aware of the other people he interacts with, though.

[k-monteago]

Literally ignore all of them except for Diana and Damon. The rest are haters and trolls.

[ultimate-classicist]

I'll keep that in mind.

[k-monteago]

And Fizza. Forgot Fizza. She keeps bad company but she’s pretty nice.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

oi?? you can rightfully compliment my dear darling best mate without throwing shade at me you know

[k-monteago]

I never specified who I was talking about? I think the fact that you saw this and thought it was about you says more about you than me.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

WHO TF ELSE WOULD IT BE ABOUT??? nah i know what you're like you've pulled this sort of shit before that time when you tried making fizz look bad with that anon calling maitsu insane or whatever and you accused her of jumping to conclusions then like you're doing to me now. back when you weren't so friendly with fizz you made it very clear that the reason was CAUSE she's mates with me. OBVS it looks like you're talking shit about me again now when you've already fucking done it before. who else does fizz hang out with that's considered "bad company" huh??

[k-monteago]

Dimity. Are you okay? Genuinely. I’m not having this argument with you on here. If you have something to say just dm me.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

you're seriously wanting to make me look like the one that's lost it now. you can't just vaguepost about me and then act all innocently oblivious when i call out your shit. you KNOW full well what you were saying. you thought i'd let that slide? lmfao. but i'll humour you for a sec. go on then. who WERE you on about then if not me. i'll wait

[k-monteago]

Yes, Dimity. You were one of the people I was referring to. It was a silly post not meant to be taken seriously. You are constantly vague posting about me and my life and things that have less than nothing to do with you. There’s like 5 different posts that qualify today alone. You clearly spend a lot more time thinking about me than I do you. So I’ll continue to match your energy. Otherwise, if you’d like this dynamic to change, stop posting about me or try reaching out.

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[ultimate-classicist]

Monteago, what are you talking about? Are you alright?

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Ohmygod Iz, you are also familiar with these guys?!

[ultimate-classicist]

I'm...somewhat familiar. I'm aware Monteago is an ally, so I respect him. I'm not very aware of the other people he interacts with, though.

[k-monteago]

Literally ignore all of them except for Diana and Damon. The rest are haters and trolls.

[ultimate-classicist]

I'll keep that in mind.

[k-monteago]

And Fizza. Forgot Fizza. She keeps bad company but she’s pretty nice.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

oi?? you can rightfully compliment my dear darling best mate without throwing shade at me you know

[k-monteago]

I never specified who I was talking about? I think the fact that you saw this and thought it was about you says more about you than me.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

WHO TF ELSE WOULD IT BE ABOUT??? nah i know what you're like you've pulled this sort of shit before that time when you tried making fizz look bad with that anon calling maitsu insane or whatever and you accused her of jumping to conclusions then like you're doing to me now. back when you weren't so friendly with fizz you made it very clear that the reason was CAUSE she's mates with me. OBVS it looks like you're talking shit about me again now when you've already fucking done it before. who else does fizz hang out with that's considered "bad company" huh??

[k-monteago]

Dimity. Are you okay? Genuinely. I’m not having this argument with you on here. If you have something to say just dm me.

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[ultimate-classicist]

Monteago, what are you talking about? Are you alright?

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Ohmygod Iz, you are also familiar with these guys?!

[ultimate-classicist]

I'm...somewhat familiar. I'm aware Monteago is an ally, so I respect him. I'm not very aware of the other people he interacts with, though.

[k-monteago]

Literally ignore all of them except for Diana and Damon. The rest are haters and trolls.

[ultimate-classicist]

I'll keep that in mind.

[k-monteago]

And Fizza. Forgot Fizza. She keeps bad company but she’s pretty nice.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

oi?? you can rightfully compliment my dear darling best mate without throwing shade at me you know

[k-monteago]

I never specified who I was talking about? I think the fact that you saw this and thought it was about you says more about you than me.

[k-monteago]

Can you set me up with Diana 🥺

If you come off anon, maybe. I have a high bar for her!!!!

[k-monteago]

what're your thoughts on kids? like, i know youre still in college and everything but would you ever want to have kids?? do you even like kids?

I think I like kids??? I haven’t been around many kids, though. Idk. They’re kinda funny I think??? Uh. Like you said, I’m kinda far off from any age where I would have kids. So idk. But like. Never say never??? I guess it depends on what my partner would want. If he wants kids then I think we’d make great parents. But if he doesn’t then idk. Whatever. I’m happy with him no matter what.

[k-monteago]

I scrolled by the worm poll too quickly and thought it said women, not worms

…………………… Is this why everyone got so mad for no reason?????????????

[k-monteago]

Btw the half and half idea got vetoed 🙄. Probably staying pink!!!

[k-monteago]

azul

????? What does this mean??????

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[damon-maitsu]

No.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

nah. and how'd you know the worms are innocent huh. maybe they're parasites and have made thousands poorly. maybe them birds aren't evil. maybe they're doing the world a favour getting rid of pests like that. you ever think about that

[fizza-ult-horologist]

Hm... I have a bit of a soft spot for the power of love 🥰 But, ah... I too can't help but think about this realistically, so... no, sadly. And as Dimity said, we don't know the whole story. I don't really believe that animals can be judged by human standards of morality, so I can't quite consider them "innocent" or "evil," personally...

[k-monteago]

The worms are just minding their business and the birds are trying to EAT them!!!!!

[fizza-ult-horologist]

I understand that it can seem a little tragic, but, uhm... that is simply how the food chain works...? The birds need food to survive. The worms happen to be their food... and, bleak as it sounds, Dimity was right when she said that it's probably necessary. Predators such as birds are vital in maintaining the balance of nature. If they didn't take out the worms, we would have too many worms, which could actually attract even more predators, mess with soil, and yes, worms are often parasites that can make people and other animals ill... 💔

[k-monteago]

Ok but… What if the worms are in love? Isn’t it cruel to separate them….

[fizza-ult-horologist]

I don't think you have to worry about that... I'm no expert on worms, but I am fairly sure that they don't have particularly complex brains like ours, so I doubt that they can process feelings such as love... I imagine that they'd be limited to basic survival instincts or something like that..? Besides, in the event that your two hypothetical worms in love are both eaten by birds, they wouldn't be separated then, would they? They might end up in worm heaven together, isn't that quite cute? 😊

[k-monteago]

I guess so……. I just think some love defies all logic and reason!!!!!

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[ultimate-classicist]

Monteago, what are you talking about? Are you alright?

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Ohmygod Iz, you are also familiar with these guys?!

[ultimate-classicist]

I'm...somewhat familiar. I'm aware Monteago is an ally, so I respect him. I'm not very aware of the other people he interacts with, though.

[k-monteago]

Literally ignore all of them except for Diana and Damon. The rest are haters and trolls.

[ultimate-classicist]

I'll keep that in mind.

[k-monteago]

And Fizza. Forgot Fizza. She keeps bad company but she’s pretty nice.

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[damon-maitsu]

No.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

nah. and how'd you know the worms are innocent huh. maybe they're parasites and have made thousands poorly. maybe them birds aren't evil. maybe they're doing the world a favour getting rid of pests like that. you ever think about that

[fizza-ult-horologist]

Hm... I have a bit of a soft spot for the power of love 🥰 But, ah... I too can't help but think about this realistically, so... no, sadly. And as Dimity said, we don't know the whole story. I don't really believe that animals can be judged by human standards of morality, so I can't quite consider them "innocent" or "evil," personally...

[k-monteago]

The worms are just minding their business and the birds are trying to EAT them!!!!!

[fizza-ult-horologist]

I understand that it can seem a little tragic, but, uhm... that is simply how the food chain works...? The birds need food to survive. The worms happen to be their food... and, bleak as it sounds, Dimity was right when she said that it's probably necessary. Predators such as birds are vital in maintaining the balance of nature. If they didn't take out the worms, we would have too many worms, which could actually attract even more predators, mess with soil, and yes, worms are often parasites that can make people and other animals ill... 💔

[k-monteago]

Ok but… What if the worms are in love? Isn’t it cruel to separate them….

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[ultimate-classicist]

Monteago, what are you talking about? Are you alright?

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Ohmygod Iz, you are also familiar with these guys?!

[ultimate-classicist]

I'm...somewhat familiar. I'm aware Monteago is an ally, so I respect him. I'm not very aware of the other people he interacts with, though.

[k-monteago]

Literally ignore all of them except for Diana and Damon. The rest are haters and trolls.

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[damon-maitsu]

No.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

nah. and how'd you know the worms are innocent huh. maybe they're parasites and have made thousands poorly. maybe them birds aren't evil. maybe they're doing the world a favour getting rid of pests like that. you ever think about that

[fizza-ult-horologist]

Hm... I have a bit of a soft spot for the power of love 🥰 But, ah... I too can't help but think about this realistically, so... no, sadly. And as Dimity said, we don't know the whole story. I don't really believe that animals can be judged by human standards of morality, so I can't quite consider them "innocent" or "evil," personally...

[k-monteago]

The worms are just minding their business and the birds are trying to EAT them!!!!!

[scary-kai-monteago]

I'M A WITCH AND I'M EVIL

[yourcomradecassidy]

Why would Kai say this?!

[k-monteago]

That POSER isn’t ME!!

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[ultimate-classicist]

Monteago, what are you talking about? Are you alright?

[k-monteago]

The power of love and whether is transcends wormhood….

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[k-monteago]

Oh my god. Can you all leave me alone now? This is what I was talking about.

[diana-venicia]

At least you’ll always be together? ^^’

[k-monteago]

Thanks your for support, Diana 💕

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 18 hours 33 minutes

[k-monteago]

Oh my god. Can you all leave me alone now? This is what I was talking about.