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Are you not going to give us the name? 😭

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... no

Okay then I won’t stream 😭

#musical mark

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new album just dropped

#rare good post from one of the weirdos

Are you not going to give us the name? 😭

#musical mark

what's your blood type? i noticed you don't have it listed anywhere

What? Why would I have that posted? I don’t even know the answer….

#creepy questions

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can you imagine

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damon maitsu

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

Yes. Names. What do we name him.

HIM???? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE PICKED OUT?

Yes? I said I have a breeder set up. They have a corn snake reserved for us to pick up. It's going to be an hour drive.

TOMORROW? WE’RE BECOMING DADS TOMORROW AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?

I wanted to wait to make sure there were no issues. And we were busy yesterday, so I didn't want to tell you then for obvious reasons.

Oh my god. Okay. What name have you picked out? It would be awkward if we picked the same one. He’ll be like “dad” and we’ll both be like “yeah?” Just a disaster

I don't have a name for him. The breeder offered "Eros" but I don't like it. Also, the snake does not talk? Last I checked.

No. I’m coming up with the name obviously. I mean a name for the snake to call you. Like dad or pops or papa or idk

He won't call me anything because he doesn't talk. They hardly vocalize. He'll smell me and that will be it.

If we have a child for whatever reason, I would leave it up to that child to call me whatever they want. I don't feel strongly about this.

…. Damon you have to tell our child what to call you. Otherwise they won’t know. I won’t know what to call you either. You can’t just not introduce yourself to our child.

Our snake will talk to me though. Telepathically, if that’s what it takes. And I will be his favourite.

And? I can't imagine we will be having a child, or at least anytime soon, so I'm not worried.

Our snake will not talk. In any way. Cannot make this clear enough.

Okay poop face. You can believe that. 🙄

Don't call me that.

#damey wamey #poop face soulmate

You said you don’t care what our child calls you. And if our child is going to be calling you poop face, I should get used to using it too. It would be confusing for them if I called you Damon

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

Yes. Names. What do we name him.

HIM???? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE PICKED OUT?

Yes? I said I have a breeder set up. They have a corn snake reserved for us to pick up. It's going to be an hour drive.

TOMORROW? WE’RE BECOMING DADS TOMORROW AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?

I wanted to wait to make sure there were no issues. And we were busy yesterday, so I didn't want to tell you then for obvious reasons.

Oh my god. Okay. What name have you picked out? It would be awkward if we picked the same one. He’ll be like “dad” and we’ll both be like “yeah?” Just a disaster

I don't have a name for him. The breeder offered "Eros" but I don't like it. Also, the snake does not talk? Last I checked.

No. I’m coming up with the name obviously. I mean a name for the snake to call you. Like dad or pops or papa or idk

He won't call me anything because he doesn't talk. They hardly vocalize. He'll smell me and that will be it.

If we have a child for whatever reason, I would leave it up to that child to call me whatever they want. I don't feel strongly about this.

…. Damon you have to tell our child what to call you. Otherwise they won’t know. I won’t know what to call you either. You can’t just not introduce yourself to our child.

Our snake will talk to me though. Telepathically, if that’s what it takes. And I will be his favourite.

And? I can't imagine we will be having a child, or at least anytime soon, so I'm not worried.

Our snake will not talk. In any way. Cannot make this clear enough.

#damey wamey #poop face soulmate

Okay poop face. You can believe that. 🙄

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

Yes. Names. What do we name him.

HIM???? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE PICKED OUT?

Yes? I said I have a breeder set up. They have a corn snake reserved for us to pick up. It's going to be an hour drive.

TOMORROW? WE’RE BECOMING DADS TOMORROW AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?

I wanted to wait to make sure there were no issues. And we were busy yesterday, so I didn't want to tell you then for obvious reasons.

Oh my god. Okay. What name have you picked out? It would be awkward if we picked the same one. He’ll be like “dad” and we’ll both be like “yeah?” Just a disaster

I don't have a name for him. The breeder offered "Eros" but I don't like it. Also, the snake does not talk? Last I checked.

No. I’m coming up with the name obviously. I mean a name for the snake to call you. Like dad or pops or papa or idk

He won't call me anything because he doesn't talk. They hardly vocalize. He'll smell me and that will be it.

If we have a child for whatever reason, I would leave it up to that child to call me whatever they want. I don't feel strongly about this.

#damey wamey #stranger soulmate #gonna tell our child to call you poop face #if you don’t care

…. Damon you have to tell our child what to call you. Otherwise they won’t know. I won’t know what to call you either. You can’t just not introduce yourself to our child.

Our snake will talk to me though. Telepathically, if that’s what it takes. And I will be his favourite.

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

Yes. Names. What do we name him.

HIM???? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE PICKED OUT?

Yes? I said I have a breeder set up. They have a corn snake reserved for us to pick up. It's going to be an hour drive.

TOMORROW? WE’RE BECOMING DADS TOMORROW AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?

I wanted to wait to make sure there were no issues. And we were busy yesterday, so I didn't want to tell you then for obvious reasons.

Oh my god. Okay. What name have you picked out? It would be awkward if we picked the same one. He’ll be like “dad” and we’ll both be like “yeah?” Just a disaster

I don't have a name for him. The breeder offered "Eros" but I don't like it. Also, the snake does not talk? Last I checked.

#damey wamey #paternal soulmate

No. I’m coming up with the name obviously. I mean a name for the snake to call you. Like dad or pops or papa or idk

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

Yes. Names. What do we name him.

HIM???? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE PICKED OUT?

Yes? I said I have a breeder set up. They have a corn snake reserved for us to pick up. It's going to be an hour drive.

TOMORROW? WE’RE BECOMING DADS TOMORROW AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?

I wanted to wait to make sure there were no issues. And we were busy yesterday, so I didn't want to tell you then for obvious reasons.

#damey wamey #paternal soulmate

Oh my god. Okay. What name have you picked out? It would be awkward if we picked the same one. He’ll be like “dad” and we’ll both be like “yeah?” Just a disaster

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

Yes. Names. What do we name him.

HIM???? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE PICKED OUT?

Yes? I said I have a breeder set up. They have a corn snake reserved for us to pick up. It's going to be an hour drive.

#damey wamey #forgetful soulmate #i haven’t even decided if i want him to call me dad or papa or pops or dada or idk

TOMORROW? WE’RE BECOMING DADS TOMORROW AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

Yes. Names. What do we name him.

#damey wamey #SECRETIVE SOULMATE?

HIM???? YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE PICKED OUT?

when are you two getting that snake?? seems like a perfect thing to get to celebrate :) i want snake picturesss

@damon-maitsu This is a question for my snake 💕

Missed this. Soon. I have a breeder set up and will be retrieving the tank, food, and decorations tomorrow. You're coming with me Kai.

#damey wamey #snake child

Wait really?????????? Omg. I have to figure out the name!!!!!!

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Oh @dimity-ult-embroiderer @k-monteago, I meant to ask earlier but did you two ever find Missile? I've been keeping an eye out for him, but admittedly haven't been as "on the field" as you two had been. I hope he's doing alright.

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i got a message that someone found him and they had it handled so ig it's fine now!!

#dickhead dimity #doggy missile #fraudgang

Wait why do you believe that person? They were so sketchy

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