FEATHER DANCE

tavros /14 dead (860): th1s 1s not a costume party, 1'm just wear1ng fa1ry w1ngs.

[a1rsteps-blog]

1f you l1ke p1na coladas... and gett1ng caught 1n the ra1n...

[badlamb]

Ugly and without manners? Don’t you know its impolite to bring up a lady’s age as a topic of conversation when you just met her? What, were you raised in a barn?

[a1rsteps-blog]

1 was ra1sed 1n a tree w1th a b1g 1nsecto1d.

[badlamb]

Yes, truly… in comparison to flawless grace and beauty, it would probably crush you to little bitty pieces.

Sounds like fun.

[a1rsteps-blog]

1 know 1t must be hard, be1ng as old as you are. your ded1cat1on to sk1n care 1s commendable. truly. 1mag1ne 1′m g1v1ng you a round of applause for your efforts.

[a1rsteps-blog]

you know, after a wh1le you start gett1ng used to hav1ng wh1te eyes and even start to th1nk they’re a l1ttle cool.

[badlamb]

If I wanted to do that I would get you a mirror to gaze into so you can reflect on that poor, unfortunate situation you call a face. 

[a1rsteps-blog]

1f you th1nk my face poor and unfortunate, then 1 would sure hate to see yours.

[a1rsteps-blog]

1 may be dead, but 1 am no fool.

[badlamb]

No, you sweet summer child. That’s telekinetic-based communion. Also known as communing. Communism is… my favorite thing ever. 

[a1rsteps-blog]

1 th1nk you are just mess1ng w1th me now... 

[badlamb]

I thought children these days were fond of labeling communism as fun? Am I not doing this right? Do I need a flower crown and a podium with a songbird on it?

[a1rsteps-blog]

1s commun1sm what they call bronzebloods that can commune w1th an1mals.

[badlamb]

The fact that there’s an ‘industry’ that would brand you anything but obnoxious is yet another reason we need to destroy capitalism. 

[a1rsteps-blog]

oh boo, and here 1 thought you’d be fun. no fun allowed.

[badlamb]

Oh, and he has jokes aside from his face and personality! What a treasure.

[a1rsteps-blog]

1′m what they, 1n the 1ndustry, call a tr1ple threat. smart, sexy and super (dead).

[a1rsteps-blog]

wirekind replied to your post:wirekind replied to your post:at least, 1 th1nk...

has anyone ever told you that you’re a huge fucking nerd. (just checking. 6ecause if no, that’s unaccepta6le and you’re are one.)

yes. on numerous occass1ons. but w1ll 1 let that stop me? no. not 1. 1 w1ll surv1ve, oh as long as 1 know how to love, 1 know 1′ll stay al1ve.

[badlamb]

And on this day, an intelligent lifeform like no other exists and exists smartly. 

[a1rsteps-blog]

thank you, 1 got my educat1on via anc1ent and myth1cal scrolls scattered across the land.

[a1rsteps-blog]

all 1 know about 1s f1ne d1n1ng. and breath1ng.

[a1rsteps-blog]

wirekind replied to your post:at least, 1 th1nk 1t’s been 30 m1nutes. 1 can...

time isn’t real anyway.

that’s just what they want you to th1nk...

[a1rsteps-blog]

t1me 1s not an 1llus1on, but rather someth1ng 1 just act1vely don’t fuck w1th.

[a1rsteps-blog]

at least, 1 th1nk 1t’s been 30 m1nutes. 1 can never really tell 1n the bubbles, that just seemed l1ke a good guess.

[a1rsteps-blog]

1′ve been f1l1ng my na1ls for a good 30 m1nutes now, 1′m beg1nn1ng to wonder 1f 1 have any na1l left.