Your coworker says he's on a diet... but it doesn't look like it's working. You're sure he isn't sticking to it, so you decide to set up a camera to see if he's sneaking goodies.
After a pretty substantial lunch for someone on a "diet," your coworker goes back to his cubical and starts working. You keep a close eye and—there it is!
Oh wait, it's only some coleslaw leftover from yesterday's luncheon. Wait, where did that big bowl of fruit come from? Well, even if he is overeating, it still seems pretty healthy.
Woah! Was that his stomach?
Suddenly, he stands up and shuffles away from the camera. He returns a few moments later, his hands of snacks and a coke he must have taken from the well-supplied break room. He can't actually still be hungry.
But apparently he is, as he gobbles down the snacks in no time and starts belching from the soda. Certain he's done, you return to your own work.
That is, at least, until you hear another loud growl of hunger.
But he's gone and back again, and this time he seems to have found the ice cream and toppings leftover from last month's social. Does he even have room?
Bite after desperate bite, the ice cream disappears into your coworker's bloated belly. When it's gone, he pats his protruding gut and lets out a couple of pained burps.
At least he's finally satisf—
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