Please, stop looking at me funny
Personally I’m prior to strawberries.
That's how my little sister is. She always eats all of our strawberries before anyone else can.
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Please, stop looking at me funny
Personally I’m prior to strawberries.
That's how my little sister is. She always eats all of our strawberries before anyone else can.
Please, stop looking at me funny
Sounds delightful.
Well of course. Everyone loves peaches.
Please, stop looking at me funny
Oh I’m lovely, thank you for asking. And yourself?
I'm absolutely peachy.
Please, stop looking at me funny
I’m sure it wasn’t.
{Smirks faintly} So, how are you, Lauren?
Please, stop looking at me funny
Well your face said otherwise.
Did it? That tends to happen more often than not. However, I assure you, it was not my intention.
Please, stop looking at me funny
What? Looking at you funny? I would never.
I bet I look cool when I walk like this.
 Oh jeez…I’m sorry. That’s really shitty.
Yeah well. It’s all over now.
Is that how you found out about your parent?
 What happened then?
It uh.. killed my boyfriend. Ex-ex boyfriend.
Oh jeez...I'm sorry. That's really shitty.
 {Furrows his brow} Have you ever killed one? A monster, I mean.
-shakes head- I wish, but I didn’t even know about them when they attacked me. And I didn’t know how to fight.
What happened then?
 {Nods} Thank you. That actually did help a lot.
Yup. Now, just keep practicing and you’ll kill ‘em right in the heart.
{Furrows his brow} Have you ever killed one? A monster, I mean.
 {Squints, deciding the range. He tries again, hitting the hip. His face brightens slightly as he turns to her.}
-she looked at him and smiled- See? I told you.Â
{Nods} Thank you. That actually did help a lot.
{Nods and retrieves the spear, trying again but missing.} Fuck.
You’l get it just focus.
{Squints, deciding the range. He tries again, hitting the hip. His face brightens slightly as he turns to her.}
 {Pulls back, driving the spear across the right side of the dummy’s neck, taking off a small chunk. He looks to her for feedback}
-laughs- Uh, okay, yeah. Close. but you’re supposed to throw the spear not drive it. But that’s a good technique. Basically when youre in battle, it’s kinda hard to get too close to the enemy to really hit ‘em. Because chances are, they’ll hit you first.
{Nods and retrieves the spear, trying again but missing.} Fuck.
 {Grumbles} So I’ve heard. {Grabs a spear} I might cheer up when I actually achieve something.
-rolls eyes- Okay, now eye the target, pull your arm back and throw. Not too hard.Â
{Pulls back, driving the spear across the right side of the dummy's neck, taking off a small chunk. He looks to her for feedback}
 {Furrows his brow and stabs a piece of the dummy with the end of his sword.} I’d probably die first if there was a monster attack. I’m practically hopeless. I’ve been here for a few months now and I still haven’t gotten it. How long did it take you?
-mumbles- Still training actually. The first thing I mastered was spearing, you should try it. You’re like my little sister, small and annoying. Cheer up why don’t cha.Â
{Grumbles} So I've heard. {Grabs a spear} I might cheer up when I actually achieve something.
 …I could. But I don’t want to bother them. They’re always busy. {Frowns}
You’re never going to get what you want if you don’t ask.
{Furrows his brow and stabs a piece of the dummy with the end of his sword.} I'd probably die first if there was a monster attack. I'm practically hopeless. I've been here for a few months now and I still haven't gotten it. How long did it take you?