Freak & Geek

Uh...  Hey, my name's Aaron Butler, I'm 27, and I'm a software programmer at Walt Disney World... So basically if you need a nerd I'm your guy.

[sean--diangelo]

Don’t.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Okay, okay.  My bad.

[sean--diangelo]

Big mistake there.  Because you do that and then they die.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

*he sighs*  I’m sorry, man.

[sean--diangelo]

Why do you care?

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Because I actually care about people.  

[sean--diangelo]

I’m fine.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

If you say so...

[sean--diangelo]

I doubt that.  What do you want?

[aaronbxtler-blog]

I just wanted to make sure you were okay...

[sean--diangelo]

If you’re going to be an idiot, talk to the wall.  I’m sure it’ll be much more interested in what you have to say.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Nah, the wall’s not the best conversationalist.  But hey, I won’t bug you if you don’t want me to.

[sleek-saluki-blog]

You serious?  Because I definitely would prefer that to staying here alone.  I’ll need a ride though.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Oh, I can give you a ride, that’s no problem.

[sleek-saluki-blog]

I have no friends, remember?

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Well, you have me.  If you want, you could come to my place, we could eat some frozen dinners and watch TV.  Not exactly the perfect Thanksgiving, but it’s better than nothing.

[sleek-saluki-blog]

Well, you have great taste in cereal.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

So do you.

So, do you have any big plans for Thanksgiving?

[sleek-saluki-blog]

Cinnamon toast crunch.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Yeah, that’s my second choice.  

[sleek-saluki-blog]

You got a favorite kind?

[aaronbxtler-blog]

I’m a sucker for Froot Loops.  What about you?

[sleek-saluki-blog]

It’s so easy to make too.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

I know!  It’s amazing.

[sleek-saluki-blog]

*she takes a bite and moans* This is probably one of my favorite meals.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

I know, right?  I practically live off of this stuff.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

*he holds a spoon out to her*  Do you want milk or do you like it dry?

[sleek-saluki-blog]

Fill me up, would you? *taking the spoon*

[aaronbxtler-blog]

*he takes a small bottle of milk out of his mini fridge and pours it into the bowl*

[sleek-saluki-blog]

*she pours herself a bowl and sits beside him, holding the bowl to her chest*

[aaronbxtler-blog]

*he holds a spoon out to her*  Do you want milk or do you like it dry?

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Thanks.

[sleek-saluki-blog]

Is there any cereal left?

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Yep. *he places the box and a bowl on the table* Help yourself.

[sleek-saluki-blog]

I’m very impressed.

[aaronbxtler-blog]

Thanks.