it's all happening the way it should

it's all happening the way it should Hi I'm Jasper. I'm a queer black 19 year old who's just tryna survive. This blog is mostly personal but it's got a bit of everything and I hope you enjoy it just as much as I do. they/them pronouns  

[ababayo]

u know ur falling 4 some1 when u can’t look them in the eyes……

[ababayo]

what’s up we’ve been dating for a month now

[ababayo]

hey it's been over a year

[ruinedchildhood]

[darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20]

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

[saltrat88]

[tomroughneck]

Meanwhile in Russia

[inzertbreaks]

annyi.

[marcommarco]

gente decisa

[captain-price-official]

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

[enrique262]

Russians cannot into chill.

[ravldazle]

This is what I call a satisfying video

[knighterrante]

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

[kittoforos]

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

[hroethvitnir]

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

[captoring]

Can you explain to me the dfab, fmab and any others I have missed. I have been seeing them around later but do not understand their meanings. Thank you

dfab means designated female at birth. fmab means Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

[straightboyfriend]

the best thing abt cats is when ur letting them sniff ur hand to see if theyll let you pet them & they smush their face into ur hand in approval… makes me feel honored

[ihateiu]

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[historical-nonfiction]

A giant sequoia was enjoying a peaceful, anonymous existence as a tree until 1879 when an annoying naturalist named James Wolverton happened upon it, and decided to give the tree a name. Wolverton chose “General Sherman” after the American Civil War general he had once served under.

In 1931, the General Sherman was named the oldest and largest tree in the world. At about 2,300 to 2,700 years old, it’s definitely been here a long time! And with a base circumference of 103 feet, the sequoia is undeniably large. Thanks to modern technology, an even older tree has been identified in Sweden and taken that title. But the General Sherman remains the world’s largest single-trunk tree, by volume. And you can visit it!

[ladygolem]

[nevaehtyler]

Daniel Kaluuya for Interview Magazine

[anthropophagiie]

According to this Spotify quiz, I am this Will Byers kid from Stranger Things.

Is that good or bad?

[amultitudeofsins]

im the fucking demogorgon, im yellin

[ababayo]

I'M LUCAS i'm geeked but also...

[hevimeta]

[enoughtohold]

i wish every possibly gay kid could have the gay mentor they deserve

[sweet-cider]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

a family can be just me and all the crumbs on my bed

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

please watch this video of Tay Zonday streaming Team Fortress 2 for the first time. just watch the first 45 seconds then skip to literally anywhere else beyond that point in the video

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Every now and then someone starts this trending again and the wave of notes reminds me that it is still my favourite video on the Internet

[isolemnlysweartoslay]