ABBAstuck is your standard Alpha & Beta kid swap, with my own twists to it! The Beta trolls are replaced with the Alpha trolls, and the cherubs are replaced with two others- their parents. By no means is this a 1-to-1 universe. There are several key changes and things go very differently in my mind.
This is mostly a pretty darn angsty universe, with several depictions of mental illness, abuse, neglect, and substance abuse. There MAY be ships, but they are not my priority.
As a disclaimer, I will add that the DID portrayed in this AU is written by someone with UDD. It may be a fictional portrayal, but it is based off my own experiences with a dissociative disorder. I do NOT have MADD and may write it inaccurately. Do not use medias as your only source of mental illness information .
With the arrival of the Nymphs in Beyond Canon and the reveal of the Satyrs in the near future, and both are were created by Rose and Dirk respectively, what kind of species would the rest of the Alpha and Beta kids make if they had gone to Deltritus?
OOH! This is a question that's fairly out there... let's see.
John - Likely something that seems whimsical on the surface, but rather industrious. I would imagine maybe something like a living garden gnome, LOL.
Jane - On the flip side, something that should conceptually be rather serious, but just isn't. I'm imagining ants or bees. Imagine that but anthropomorphized...
Jade - Dryads. Easy. Living plants. The ability to commune with nature is easily something she'd want in an alien race.
Jake - Something hardy that lives underground. Much like moles or dwarves. Possibly isopods too.
Roxe - You think she'd be cephalopod aligned, but I imagine she'd create something not unlike the little grey aliens in mainstream media. Telepathy. So much telepathy.
Rosy - Probably some sort of fairy, or beings of light. Wisps? Blights? I can't remember the proper name of the concept. Either way, something small and bright.
Dive - Mermen! Something that can live in the water and commune with fish! Who wouldn't want that? (Cronus is mildly offended.)
Dark - I would think this would be a challenge, especially with the system itself having varying opinions. However, I believe they'd make Jackalopes. Not even really a sapient species. Just rabbits with horns.
Latula is a bad girl. Latula is just the worst at being a girl. She's a good teal, sure, but she doesn't even like being that. She spends all her free time in the woods with the lost weaboos, playing sports and games and anything she can get her hands on. Frankly, it's just a nice distraction from how she knows they all look at her.
Growing up can be really hard, especially for someone like Latula. You spend all your time playing with friends without considering arbitrary things until one day your body looks different and suddenly, they won't treat you how they used to because you're a girl. And you can try to be one of the boys, but they'll always look at you differently because you are different.
She doesn't want to be a lawyer, or a legislacerator, or nothing of the sort. She just wants to be a kid as long as she can be, but it's blatantly obvious she's running out of time, so she's going out on her own terms. She isn't a perfect girl, she's crass and rude and messy and vulgar. She pisses off any "good girl" by not fitting in right and not caring that she doesn't.
Latula is insanely competitive and won't stop trying to beat someone until she does. She holds several different highscores amongst the lost weaboos. When she plays sports, she HAS to be on the winning team or else she'll lose her shit on her own side. If she can't beat anyone at what she's doing, she still tries to be the best. She skates and performs over the top tricks for the awe she can get from people watching. You can find her playing double dutch on her lonesome with machines she's got set up.
she talks real casual bc whos got time 4 anything else lwk. lax on punctuation n capitalization. slang nywhere she can get it. dont ask her 2 speak up or else ur gettin all caps. all or nuthin kinda girl.
Porrim is a good girl. Porrim is the goodest of good girls. Always on her best behavior and looking out for others. It's a very rare occurrence for a virgin Mother Grub to become a custodian, almost unprecedented. But what's more unlikely is for the grub to refuse the lusus and stay within the brooding caverns willingly. That just makes her the poster child of dedication to her birthright.
Night in and night out, she spends her time tending to grubs and the mother grub herself. Her life is one of routine and dedication, one she is happy to follow. She's lived among jadebloods her whole life and has never met someone her age that isn't another pure maiden just like her- in person, anyways.
The caverns allow for an hour of husktop time per jadeblood. She's found herself an online friend group, strange and unlike anyone she's ever met before. She's even gotten herself a matesprit, one she has sworn herself to. One day, he'll be old enough to come into the caverns, sweep her off her feet, and they'll never have to look back again as they sail away into the twilight. But Cronus isn't old enough just yet, so she's more than happy to wait for him.
She spends a lot of her time online fretting about her strange friends, primarily Kankri and Latula. Not only does she know Kankri is a mutant (though Cronus tries to tell her she simply imagined it and saw things wrong), but she knows how unhealthily he lives and keeps pushing for him to change. On the other end, Latula doesn't seem to care about her status as a woman at all and is crass and vulgar. Clearly, Porrim has to show her how to be a proper lady by example.
((she types how she speaks- very softly, so her voice doesn’t echo off the cave walls and upset the grubs. she also ♍︎akes an effort to e♍︎pathize her role in the caverns, a pure ♍︎aiden dedicated to raising the next generation.))
Meulin has an online reputation that proceeds her. She's a little infamous. Three sideblogs nuked and discoursing away on her fourth about how it's ableist to cancel her for writing RPF shipping of her friends and their ancestors because she's autistic and shipping is her special interest, and she stims by writing slash fic. She's literally neurodivergent and a minor and a lowblood! Few people know she's not actually autistic, but saying she is to stir up drama.
She is, above all, a problematic tumblr girlie. She WILL tell you to off yourself if you call her a misogynist for violently hating a woman who gets in the way of her yaoi. Piss her off enough and she'll anonymously send you a snuff fic of your favorite character murdering you. You could cancel her for anything and still find insane bullshit she's up to.
She's something of a liar too, to the degree of the Hamiliton fanfic writer "hivliving". Why YES, she's broke and a mutant and has an abusive matesprit and also transgender and lusus-less. Defend her problematic smut online because she's so oppressed, please?
If she's not fighting shipping wars, she's watching anime with her matesprit. She loves Kurloz lots, because he's just so weird and mysterious and supports her in everything. If she really can't get groupies to attack her haters, she has Kurloz send them nightmares.
They had a perfect meet-cute in an anime store where they both reached for the same CD. They then bonded over the only anime Kurloz had seen, Soul Eater. Ever since, they've been inseparable. Well- they're a little long distance, but he visits regularly and calls her every day.
Meulin is partially deaf and has problems with her volume. She swears up and down it was an accident, but she can tell Kurloz still feels guilty about the whole experience. The blunt force trauma to the head was an accident. Her matesprit would never hurt her. She just wakes up doing things she doesn't remember doing and regularly has telepathic communication sessions with Kurloz. So what if he can pry into her mind? It's just matesprit things.
(A/N: SHE TYPEZ IN ALL CAPZ AS A HABIT >_<!!! DO NAWT FLAME OR U GET BLOCKD!!! IF U HAVNT HEARD OF GERARD WAHYEH GET TEH FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!11!!1 XD)
((A/N: SHE ADDZ MORE PARANTHESIS IF SHES GOT MOAR 2 SAY. CAT PUNS ALSO BUT THEYRE A LIL RARE >_>))