Ask Stiles + Pack

pack mom with empty nest syndome, beacon hills sherrif department deputy, alpha mate Ask me or the pack questions!! #askblog

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Stiles: how many people can i have to kill until it becomes illegal?

Sheriff: one. One person.

Stiles: …are you sure?

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Season 2

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Scott: Jesus stiles, did you Go to the doctor?!

Stiles: they wanted me in tonight but I said ‘no I need to take drugs before I go’. I need time Scott

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I have a teen wolf FanFic I wrote in like 2016-2018, and it is my legacy.

I will be known for nothing but Goner and I will die happily knowing that in 2021 I still get a steady stream of notifications on Wattpad from this one fanfic I wrote to help cope with my own feelings at the time. I read it and realize, wow, this is actually really good… I wrote this.

It is now posted on AO3 and is updated every monday. If you wanna check it out.

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Sheriff: why were you there?!

Stiles: it was a school thing!

Sheriff: a crime scene?

Stiles: dad, im a law enforcement major

Shreriff: well ur not law enforcement!

Stiles: ah, ah, yet

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(MOD: as I said before, my art style Almaty very well be inconsistent but I’ll always tag the post with ask!thepack so be on the lookout for that tag from now on.)

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Helloo

Stiles: helloooooooo!!! Long time no speak mi compadre

Derek: please don’t

Stiles: what? I’m trying here Der, I wanna get closer to you through your native language

Derek: my native language is English dumbass. I’m Latino American. Born in America. I only know Spanish from my Abuelo.

Stiles: I’m trying to be romantic asshole

Derek: ur kinda being something else

Stiles: oh shit, is that racist?

Derek: stop right there. Just stop, please.

Stiles: *raises hands in surrender* say less

(MOD: I’m so sorry for not being on. I’m a bad MODERATOR. Bad bear, bad. Anyway, imma try to keep up with this. I have new art style so please forgive me if it’s inconsistent. Also, I’m so happy ur still here babe. I hope all is going well!! ❤️❤️)

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Can Derek like dick me down?

Derek: what?

Stiles: I’d watch

Derek: *confused brows* what?

Liam in the back: he said he’d watch

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Just a steter thought I had from rewatching teenwolf on Hulu and falling headfirst into the fandom again. (Not that I left, just got preoccupied)

Stiles and Peter becoming officially together and telling Malia:

Malia: so like, youre going to be my step mom now?

Stiles: NO. I'm not old enough to be a parent and definag nkg a mo-

Malia: you know its kinda weird. I fucked my step mom

Stiles: malia stop it. This is getting very awkward very fast

Malia: does Peter know?

Stiles: he knows we dated yes. He doesn't need to know the details

Malia: does he know we took each other virginity? I got to fuck my step mom before my dad did. We cuddled. You were the little spoon.

Stiles: shut up or you're grounded

Malia: i don't have to listen to you. You're not my mo-

Stiles: *raises eyebrow*

Malia:

Stiles: that's what I thought.

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

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If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

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Helloo

Stiles: heyooo❤❤❤

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Derek what’s your favourite thing to do in wolf form and the rest of y’all what do you like to do with wolf Derek the most

Derek: i like being left alone to sunbathe

Stiles: he likes to cuddle on the couch

Scott: more like be a wolf blanket

Stiles: its cute

Malia: its suffocating

Derek: *looks into camera like on the office* i hate them

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Hey! I just discovered this blog and wanted to ask how you're doing? All of you. That includes Peter. PS. I like you Peter. You're cool!

Peter: i am flattered. At least someone appreciates me

Stiles: what is there to appreciate

Peter: art U.U

Stiles: ..... DEREK, YOUR UNCLES BEING WEIRD AGAIN!

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Issac: i would go to jail for Kristen Bell

Liam: HA! THATS RHYMED!

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Anyone else have that time in life when they went on chatrooms (i was a stupid 12 year old with bad friends) and didnt know what asl meant so you'd always respond with "i only know the alphabet" and people wouldnt talk to u anymore, so you google what it meant and it wasnt just american sign language, but age/sex/location. And you look back now and realize how creepy it is they asked your location?

Or is that just me?

PSA IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT GO ON FREAKING CHAT ROOMS (DISCORD INCLUDED) THAT ARE FOR 18 AND UP. (because we all know there are you guys out there who will want to, like i did) THERE ARE PREDATORS OUT THERE AND IF THEY ASK YOU ASL RESPOND WITH SOMETHING RELATED TO AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE BECAUSE I WOULDNT TRUST THEM.

Please be safe kids.

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Yo tumblr!!!!

You 👏should 👏really 👏let us👏 respond to👏 replies on 👏posts 👏with the 👏blog we 👏posted it👏 so we 👏dont 👏confuse 👏our 👏mutuals

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Stiles: But it hurts my Stiles’ apple.

Derek: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.

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Stiles: lmao i just watched this friends episode!!!!

Derek: you are as stupid as joey.

Stiles: *gasp* YOU'VE SEEN FriEnDs!???!?

Derek: i was watching with you

Stiles: oh yeah