hi

yeet 👌🏻😂💯

[casliyn]

Kathy Bates performing ‘That’s What I Like’ by Bruno Mars is the best thing you’ll see all day.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[worldcircus]

Kind of gives you chills .

[kittygory-deactivated20210901]

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

[youreyesblazeout]

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

[derrieresandcankles]

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

[carlitos-guey]

[ampervadasz]

[morsuna-deactivated20230116]

this is like how a dream feels

[maddlyinlove]

The signs as my favorite bo burnham lines

Aries: “The first son is called a world on fire” *SCREAMING*

Taurus: “Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own”

Gemini: “God sent his only son to die for our sins, his only son. But we are all gods children so to god we are all a bunch of girls”

Cancer: ”I never said I was funny ok so stop staring at me”

Leo: “I don’t want you to think that I think that I’m better than other people or that I think I know more than other people, okay, anyways heres a song from the perceptive of god”

Virgo:”Laughter is the best medicine, y’know besides medicine”

Libra: “If Jesus can walk on water can he swim on land?”

Scorpio: “My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, she liked to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time”

Sagittarius: “Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out that you shouldn’t be a dick”

Capricorn: “Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah a really good book”

Aquarius: “Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones; or masturbate during the daytime.”

Pisces: “Love is the best part of being alive, I should know I just turned 25”

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[eddietthebanished]

Ray Foster: no one will know the name “Queen”

Everyone: *knows the name Queen*

Ray Foster:

[fuckyeahcoffeeandequality]

Why is no one talking about that scene in Bohemian Rhapsody where they are having like a birthday dinner for Freddie, and Mary and her parents are there and she is translating her dad’s sign language and whatnot, and Freddie is a diva and goes

“Well tell him his daughter is an epic shag”

And there is a pause and she says “Freddie, he can read lips” and it just cuts to her dad side-eyeing Fred.

The peak of cinema comedy right there

[gracelesstars]

[lookclosernow]

“You’re a legend, Fred.” “We’re all legends…”

[tendie-defender]

Time for some Red Dead Redemption 2 VR

[company-calls-epilogue]

I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need to nap

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

no nut november is a fools game

[genuinerascal]

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it