In A Row?

she/her | 29 | Dumbass | Sagittarius | ♠️ -Header: ellewoodscore on insta-

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

first of all im gay second i hate taylor swift

[feldfrog]

Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

i have never been to wisconsin in daylight

[dorbu]

- The Wisconsin Vampire

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[penny-anna]

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

[penny-anna]

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

[penny-anna]

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

[penny-anna]

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

[dogpuppy]

[haverst]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Traumacore edit of me at my white collar cubicle job with health insurance as though I have a goddamn thing to complain about in this stupid world

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't actually know what traumacore looks like or what that means

[parkchanwoohoo]

Work is crazy dude I saw this come up in my notifs and I was like "What the fuck is that" and I was like wait holy shit I made this 😭😭 Me at my workplace is not the same me eating chips at home

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[despazito]

[stupidpetface]

[adollop]

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

[knuckle-actual]

[dogpuppy]

[tockthewatchdog]

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[evilwizard]

i specifically requested it

[worldworldworldworld]

"my favourite book :]", 2009

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.