Abby Drill

Expert big sister. An artist amongst witches. I might be small but that just makes it easier to kick people in the shins (only if they deserve it) (OC)

[awsomecutecats]

Small, Black cat with a small, black hat

[abbydrill]

[shubbabang]

[boxedvixen]

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

[yaritzalikeszombies]

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

[abbydrill]

Good Work

Mum: Reading book, pencil case, snack bar... Zara why is there a pack of cat food in your school bag?

Zee: In case Minnie gets hungry.

Mum: How many times? Minnie doesn't need to go to school.

Ava: Told you so.

Zee: She wants to go, she told me.

Mum: Well, she told me she wants to stay here.

Zee: I told you I wanted to stay here, but you said I still had to go to school. So are you saying I don't?

Mum: ...........

Me: Good luck getting out of that one Mum. *whispers* Zee, good work.

[gifsboom]

Flying Fox Bat Happily Stuffs Her Face with Grapes. [video]

[yelyahwilliams]

spirit animal ?

[abbydrill]

Finding Frogs

Zara: Fleur, hold the torch, I can't see.

Ava: Eeee's ooo mal.

Zara: Can't hear you.

Me: That's probably because Ava's got her mouth wide open while Fleur, who is too small by the way, holds a torch while you attempt to look down her throat. Where has this craziness come from? Or do I want to know?

Zara: Mummy said Ava has a frog in her throat and I want it to come out so it can be my pet.

Ava: I didn't eat a frog Abby, I don't know how it got there.

Me: She just meant that your voice is a little croaky, probably from the plane. I'll make you some hot water and honey, that will help.

Ava: Phew, thank you.

Zara: Boo, I really wanted a pet frog.

Me: Well,next time you see Davina you can ask to see hers.

Zara: Okay *Sneaky grin*

Me: Zee, don't even think about putting one in your pocket. Again. Mama still hasn't recovered from the last time you tried that trick.

Ava: It jumped onto her head!

Me: I still can't figure out why she needed to phone Mildred afterwards to see if she was alright. Strange. Anyway, we're on holidays and there's fun to be had, let's go.

Ava and Fleur: Okay.

Zara: If we find a frog I get to keep it.

Me: Good luck with that.

[llovinghome]

[shouldn-t]

[abbydrill]

Money Talks

Me: Hey Zee. Hi Granny.

Granny: Hello dear.

Zara: I don't work here.

Me: Huh?

Zara: This isn't my job, I'm just helping Granny fold clothes.

Me: That's very nice of you.

Zara: Yes, I think it's very nice to help.

Me: Where did that pound coin come from?

Granny: I gave it to her for helping me.

Me: I see.

Zara: What? Helping is nice, but so is money!

[positivedoodles]

Facebook / Twitter / Ko-fi / Buy the book

[Drawing of a pink axolotl wearing a blue witch hat and saying “I have so much magic inside me.” in a blue speech bubble.]

[avogado6]

black

[abbydrill]

Party Paint

Elizabeth: Oh Ava, aren't you lucky having a big sister who can paint pretty flowers on your face for your birthday party?

Ava: Yes. I love my pink roses. And Fleur's a unicorn.

Elizabeth: So she is. And Zara, you're.... errrr?

Ava: *side-eyes Zee* I WANTED her to be Hello Kitty.

Zara: I'm Batman.

Davina: Oooh, that must make me Batwoman. Can I have my face painted too, Abby, pleeeeeease.....?

Me: Of course you can.

Mama: *Eyeroll*

Me: Well, you did tell me to make sure all the party guests were happy.

Mama: The children, next time I'll be more specific.

Granny: Oh, in this case I think you were just specific enough my dear.

Davina: Na na na na na na na na na...BATWOMAN!

[cknd]

Cats are the type of animal that, if they could, they would correct your grammar.

[paprika]

this is so cute!

[bibidebabideboo]

“みんな掃除機怖いくせに見に行く……っていうの上げ直し” (南極海流◎なんごくかいる(@nkyanqoozoon)さん | Twitterから)

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@dogdownloader

[thesearchforinspirado]

“Everyone is scared of the vacuum cleaner.”

[thefaeriefolk]

Moonlight and Moonbeam by Linda Ravenscroft

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

I could not not share this.