abed

would like to be in a clive. owns abed nadir sandwich. sexually

the look of horror that just crossed my face

No see I’ve made a lot of weird posts but you will never see me saying this.

uh huh

Nothing I say counts rn I’m not sober

a drunk tongue speaks a sober heart Troy

Not true, one time I cursed rayla out for no reason

mhm sure buddy

How could abed be doing smth without me rn

this guy gets it

I just had the worst thought ever, what if he’s with someone else right now.

pleastop im gon theowup i cnat do thsi

Beat you to it, I already threw up

whats if hes talking to jeff… or that girl je got pregnabt rn.

what if it’s the guy from the bar.

STOP ohmgy fod it might be. or those girls he double dated that one time. i should text him

He should be at home with me and Annie k and Annie e how dare he hang out with anyone other than me

what if hes getting someone else pregnant again :/ i need to trhow up i want him to come hoem

This is the most sad I’ve been since i watched titanic for the first time with nobody else there

currently watching the princess bride and i cant stop thinking about him

@askingabednadir vome home

@abed-is-batman PLEASE coem home we can watch princess bride

im not with anyone else troy, im just finishing up something for my film class :) i'll be home in a bit to watch the princess bride, we hold hands when the mole rats come on i know you get scared <3

YAYAYYA YIPEE <33 sprry for spiraling other troy was freaking me out its all hsi fault 👎 and thank u pookie bcs im a lil high rn and the mole rat scene will have me cryinf when i watch it buzzed

#is this going to be like last time you were high and you kept caressing my face and saying “sorry im high” but you kept doing it?#its ok if it is #im just wondering #>#im not i think about it. a normal amount #just a crazy story thats all #< i guess it is a bit out of character for me #we've gotten up to crazier hijinks together

thats ok, if his timeline is anything like ours, other abed will probably be home soon, in our timeline i found that sleeping around with other people isnt as cool as hanging out with you, obviously we dont sleep together but we still have more fun :]

would like to be in a clive. owns abed nadir sandwich. sexually

the look of horror that just crossed my face

No see I’ve made a lot of weird posts but you will never see me saying this.

uh huh

Nothing I say counts rn I’m not sober

a drunk tongue speaks a sober heart Troy

Not true, one time I cursed rayla out for no reason

mhm sure buddy

How could abed be doing smth without me rn

this guy gets it

I just had the worst thought ever, what if he’s with someone else right now.

pleastop im gon theowup i cnat do thsi

Beat you to it, I already threw up

whats if hes talking to jeff… or that girl je got pregnabt rn.

what if it’s the guy from the bar.

STOP ohmgy fod it might be. or those girls he double dated that one time. i should text him

He should be at home with me and Annie k and Annie e how dare he hang out with anyone other than me

what if hes getting someone else pregnant again :/ i need to trhow up i want him to come hoem

This is the most sad I’ve been since i watched titanic for the first time with nobody else there

currently watching the princess bride and i cant stop thinking about him

@askingabednadir vome home

@abed-is-batman PLEASE coem home we can watch princess bride

#we can have a brad pitt movie marathon #i'll bring home some popcorn #cool. cool cool cool :)#this is exciting #by the way why are you so hung up on me getting lydia pregnant?#its not an important part of my arc #and it was several seasons ago

im not with anyone else troy, im just finishing up something for my film class :) i'll be home in a bit to watch the princess bride, we can hold hands when the mole rats come on i know you get scared <3

what did you get on the am i gay quiz

so whatever that means

xxxball-fondlerxxx

hell yeah man thats like a passing grade!!

u should tell abed that you scored well on the gay quiz he'll be proud of you

@abed-is-batman 🔥🔥🔥 just flipping crushed this test bro 😎

thats cool troy, you did great :)

YOPPEE 🎉

if you are coming out i feel like it would be relevant to tell you that im bisexual by the way

OH!!!!!!!!! super sick man :33lovemgay people

#how is the whole study group gay this cant be possible #< well its not rare for gay people to be drawn to other gay people #for that reason a lot of friend groups end up with most of the members being lgbtq #like ours :)

thanks troy :)

what did you get on the am i gay quiz

so whatever that means

xxxball-fondlerxxx

hell yeah man thats like a passing grade!!

u should tell abed that you scored well on the gay quiz he'll be proud of you

@abed-is-batman 🔥🔥🔥 just flipping crushed this test bro 😎

thats cool troy, you did great :)

YOPPEE 🎉

#i never told you because it didnt seem necessary to the plot #but i guess it kind of is now #(ooc: i reblogged this to my main TWICE oh my god)

if you are coming out i feel like it would be relevant to tell you that im bisexual by the way

what did you get on the am i gay quiz

so whatever that means

xxxball-fondlerxxx

hell yeah man thats like a passing grade!!

u should tell abed that you scored well on the gay quiz he'll be proud of you

@abed-is-batman 🔥🔥🔥 just flipping crushed this test bro 😎

#though i cant tell if this is some sort of hint #are you trying to come out?

thats cool troy, you did great :)

bro did u hear abed got some girl pregnant? lol bet u wish it was u 🤣🤣

WHAGF @abed-is-batman WHEN WAS THIS ?????? HOW DID I MISS THIS??????????? also stop implying i want to be impregnated please.

dont worry, troy, it was just a one time thing and it was a long time ago. she and her boyfriend kept the baby so it was all fine in the end

u rlly do always have something going on 😭 how is it possible to have so many crazy stories

im not sure, i guess i just get pulled into them, the adventures i go on with you are always my favourites though, troy

bro did u hear abed got some girl pregnant? lol bet u wish it was u 🤣🤣

WHAGF @abed-is-batman WHEN WAS THIS ?????? HOW DID I MISS THIS??????????? also stop implying i want to be impregnated please.

#well her boyfriend was pretty mad #but it led to a pretty cool side quest #im sure you guys had your own things going on #also why are people saying you want me to impregnate you?

dont worry, troy, it was just a one time thing and it was a long time ago. she and her boyfriend kept the baby so it was all fine in the end

so when is the greendale rp community gonna give me an abed