abi yaps

[abidoesnt]

everytime i see a "streamer chat" scene in a movie everyone including me is like "wow lol do they really think a chat is just emojis, people sending full length sentences, and 2-6 word sentences that express a sentiment" but then i watch northernlion and that's exactly what his 25-50 year old chat is saying and i'm like ohhhhhhhhhh

[abidoesnt]

was very quick with the paper clip on my 20 page lease, said "brother i'm movin paper with the best of em'" life is all about these little hype moments. chase them while you are still able.

[abidoesnt]

isn't it insane that animals are obviously intelligent and no one talks about it. deer are born and within like 3-4 weeks they have the ability to talk to deer and go to the same place each year to rut and to follow other deer and know where the best food spots are and how to navigate a fairly optimal route through any terrain and everyone's just like yup they just do that :) that's just what they do :) what are you talking about

[abidoesnt]

holy fuck the joke happened i was listening to dariacore and a dominos ad started playing in another tab and i thought it was a super good sample choice

[abidoesnt]

public opinion is shifting.

twink minetubers are a more valuable asset in the mind of the global public than the expeditionary branch of the united states navy

[miiilowo]

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

[abidoesnt]

NL pretending to be a finance bro going "don't worry about that lil pup just keep stacking" then like 20 people in chat either go "lil pup? o///o" or ":3" i didn't know they were chill like that

[abidoesnt]

i don't actually think FUNKe is pretentious he just knows way more about music than i do but it still kinda pissed me off that anatolia was as good as he made it sound

[abidoesnt]

just found out about point roberts. needless to say i feel sick.

[abidoesnt]

saw NL talk about how to deal with kids' "why" questions and how it gets philosophical so fast and it made me remember that when i was a kid whenever i did some why? chain to my dad the final explanation was always "well, its FAA regulation haven't you read up?"

[abidoesnt]

normal person: hey man hows it going

guy who really wants to beat you with a crowbar: heyyyy so are you up for that crowbar thinggg orrr like another time

[abidoesnt]

porn vid from the uk titled “one great british pound”

[abidoesnt]

big wet eyes

[x-theunknownvariable]

communist puppygirl named karl barx. you agree. reblog.

[abidoesnt]

oh gotcha

[abidoesnt]

everything is funnier in my head 😔

[abidoesnt]

everything is funnier in my head 😔

[abidoesnt]

despite the military industrial complex’s best efforts (jet passing overhead) im still anti colonization