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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

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Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

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Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

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Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

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The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

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Yap sesh getting cafeteria coffee on the ship I liked the close ups too YIPPEEE

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im so hungry i could eat a meal

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I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

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The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

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For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

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