love and memories

abner slade Howdy, I'm the son of Amos Slade. Specializing in a little something called an Agricultural degree. Future farm owner. Sharp-shooter. Gentleman -- 'less the situation demands a lack of gentleness, of course. Not too trusting of the Auradonian governerment but too trusting of all farm animals.

[pollyjean]

I miss my wife . im single but like Telepathically... where ever u are i miss u

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TEXT 😳 ABNABELLE

Anabelle: You’re welcome! I know we do, but I just figured that if anything changes, I’d love to be the first one to know about it. We should! I’m a little booked and busy these days, but let me know when you’re free to hang and I’ll clear some time out just for you!

Abner: If that changes, you won't have to guess at it, but like you said, you're booked and busy and we both know I don't have that kinda dough. Since you're the one with more plans, why don't YOU tell ME when you're free?

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TEXT 😳 ABNABELLE

Anabelle: The not so young man it was ‘posed to go to instead definitely doesn’t consider himself unlucky now that i’ve sent the text to the right person, but okay. Nice to hear from you too Abner! I’ll be very sure to keep my texts to you G rated. At least until you ask me for dirtier, I can be very accommodating ;)

Abner: I don't need the details of all that, lil miss Bee, but thank you. I think we both know I'm not gonna be asking you for that but so long as you're being accomodating, I reckon we oughta hang sometime soon. It's been a minute.

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TEXT 😳 ABNABELLE

Anabelle: It was an accident. A very lucky accident but yeah. Oopsie?

Abner: Not to be contrarian, but it's not too lucky for me, ma'am, nor is it lucky for the young man I'm sure this was meant to go to instead. S'nice to hear from you though but it'd sure be nicer if it was, let's say, not as explicit.

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TEXT 😳 ABNABELLE

Anabelle: Maybe. I have heard that exact sentiment here and there a few times.

Abner: And to what do I owe the distinct pleasure of tryin not to get pleasure from you?

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TEXT 🔫 GIBNER

Abner: Turns out I've spent kind of a laughable mount of my money since coming to Auradon at the lasertag place downtown so good news -- I get a free birthda party there and since I don't do those, I reckon I should offer it to you for Glory, if she'd like that sorta thing.

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TEXT 😳 ABNABELLE

Anabelle: I just can’t help but touch myself when I think about you. I just want to use your body: your tongue against my clit as I grind on your face, your hands inside my pussy and rubbing my G-spot, and your dick buried inside me as I ride you to heaven. I don’t care if you rip my clothes to shreds when you undress me. In fact, I’d prefer it that way. 💋

Abner: Lord have mercy on me. You make it mighty hard to be a gentleman, you know that, don't you?

[higgzorz]

cowboy love story

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

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What would you say is your greatest talent?

Now, I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I’m a real expert with a gun. Not just that, but slingshots, canons, catapults, paintball and lasertag -- anything that requires good aim? I got it handled.

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What animal sidekick would you have based on your personality?

That’d prolly have to be a border collie or some other hound; there’s nothing like a good, loyal dog that can help you run your farm and live your life.

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What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

That’d have to be the time I had to take an ex to the hospital because of a foreign object stuck somewhere I shouldn’t mention, cause she’s a lady. 

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Which royal couple do you admire the most? Why?

I guess I’m glad for @kingaugustusrose and @queenopheliarose , cause without one of them, I’d never be here, and without the other, the royals might not ever understand what they really did to us.

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How do you feel about the Isle?

Well now, the Isle’s a sore spot for me and I reckon it’s a sore spot for all the other youngins who experienced it from the bad side. Sure, there’s stuff to miss, like the fact that shooting animals wasn’t met with half as much anger from others, but overall, most everything’s better over here.

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How are you the most like your parent(s)? The most different?

My pa’s the one who taught me to shoot in the first place, and he takes care of his critters the way I want to someday. I’m less content to stay home by myself than he is though. I like going through life with a partner.

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What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

Going out to a club, taking home the hottest young lady there who also happens to be the best at riding the mechanical bull there that night, and seeing how well she rides other things too.

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Do you have a "type" and if so, how would you describe it?

I’ve always loved the idea of settling down with a little darling who can sing prettier than a nightingale and love with every bone in her body, but aside from that, I’m pretty open. Oh, and they gotta be loyal. That’s a big one.

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How did you lose your virginity?

To a rootin tootin young lady who I thought was The One. But hey, it was just my first rodeo, what did I know?