[abnormally-awkward]

Hello I really want to watch love simon but im closeted and my family is extremelyyyyy homophobic. Do you know any links or whatever so I could watch it online for free? I tried googling it but that didn't work lol

I haven’t been on tumblr in so long and I don’t know when this was asked so sorry if this is like 7 months late but yeah finding it online is hard. There’s a library next to my house that lets you take out movies for a week so if I was in that situation I would try to find it and just hide it while it’s in my house. Also some convenience stores have a really cheap movie aisle so if it doesn’t cost too much you can throw it away after watching it or give it to someone. Best thing to do is get a friend to buy it and watch it at their house. It’s also probably on iTunes.

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[killowave]

[catchymemes]

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.

[tatergator27-deactivated2018101]

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

[magical-awesome-kid]

*whispers* Where is your rat friend???

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[fleischgott]

These are bad examples considering there’s a metal band named:

[airman-343]

What’s this one called?

[voidsparkk]

Using reverse image search, I have discovered that this band’s name is “XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX” and the first song in the search results was this:

[kari-izumi]

Wow

Um

That’s enough Tumblr for one night, bye

[catbountry]

This post is back and got better.

[83piskis]

Amazing. Simply gorgeous

[lost-space-cadet]

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

[sketchlm]

WHO THE FUCK IS THE DORA MOVIE FOR??? WHAT IS THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE

“Film not yet rated” HELLO????

[traveling-madness]

-highschool students who grew up watching Dora -stoned college kids who grew up watching Dora -people who think the line “oh look, Dora brought a knife on the fieldtrip everyone!” is the funniest fucking thing thats ever been said -me

[stinkothenasty]

My last remaining brain cell, watching as I continue to be a dumb bitch

[vraishellbelle]

[xtalal]

you don’t wanna know how cold i can get

[sensitiveaangel]

my hands in class

[curseworm]

touchscreen keyboards are like fine and all but when my fingers go click click click on a real keyboard .…. .pushin all th buttons .. … …well thats nice

[marzipanandminutiae]

Me: I can’t sleep

Every source ever: don’t get on your phone

Me:

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[i-am-a-fish]

reblog if you don’t want to watch a family guy funny moments compilation

trying to prove a point to my youtube algorithm

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[the-real-carson-kressley]

I’m running out of runway puns

[hobnob-69]

Then you are of no use to me

[the-real-carson-kressley]

Uuuuu…hhhn…I mean…I’m about to run way out of puns…nnghh

[hobnob-69]

Dear diary

Going to make some coin off the lgbt’s…. they’ll never know what hit them…neheeheg……