[abortedunicorn]

I don’t want to be here

I want to die. I want everything to stop

[funnyforsmile]

When you realize that you have accomplished nothing in life.

[pudgykitties]

This is not my beautiful house

This is not my beautiful sink

[corporation-cats]

[fish-with-a-knife]

The first cats of spring emerge

[gifak-net]

[pudgykitties]

Arriving in style

[shortvideosandstuff]

High Five New York

[babylungzzz]

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

[existentialismandmakeup]

[cubebreaker]

Designer Anze Miklavec’s goat horn coffee mug is inspired by the animals whose curiosity and appetite led to the discovery of coffee.

[yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou]

If you, my dear followers, truly love me you’ll buy me this viking coffee mug for Christmas. 

[abortedunicorn]

if I break up with my boyfriend I won't have anyone to kiss on New Years

but if I don't break up with him I'll be kissing a dick

[deaexlibris]

*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*

[unsav4ble-deactivated20140506]

what

[notusuallyprepared]

what.

[dismalboii]

What

[wanda-maximoff-aesthetic-deacti]

what

[bubblecake]

what

[pyjamalion]

what

[rabbit-tank]

what

[memedong]

what

[emelia-jpg-deactivated20150321]

Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

[abortedunicorn]

suicide isn't the end of the world, it's just the end of mine

[i-am-the-twisted-kid]

[cutecornflakes]

Cat’s first impressions of the snow

[urbran-deactivated20151012]

[becuzbacon-deactivated20170221]

Tell it, Randy.

[thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog]

Randy said fuck your bullshit

[chillin-likeavillainnn]

[larrygigli-deactivated20150621]

What would you rather: a standard “pizza, cats, netflix” girlfriend or an inoperable brain tumor?

[abortedunicorn]

be my friend i'll take you out for tacos

[joshpeck]

i can’t stop laughing

[abortedunicorn]

Fucking fuckity fuck fuck