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@notusuallyprepared
Pulitzer Prize type shit
Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot
Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot
Iâm getting strong enough to kill you all
âThatâs true! I did! I crinkled this!â A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice
Why do you reveal my naughty past⌠although itâs a good artâŚbutâŚbutâŚbutâŚ
This is good information to know.
I might need to culturally appropriate the Asian greeting just to see how it goes.
hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought âwhy do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,â so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? Itâs alright if you canât because apparently I fuckin couldnât either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you donât need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like letâs say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said âthereâs gonna come a time, probably when youâre a teenager, where youâre gonna think, âI feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I havenât needed it in years.â and youâre gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess whatâs gonna happen then? Youâre gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and youâre gonna be dying again, and weâre gonna have to find you another liver. So donât do that.â And I said âwhy the fuck would anyone do that?â and he said âpeople are stupid.â
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or donât wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think âugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?â and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make peopleâs lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.
I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias
I'm imagining like. space-youtube video essays but about various Incidents. murderbot is mostly pretty good at avoiding being clocked as a secunit (like. most of the time. when shit hits the fan it's not really... well. it's pretty hard to keep people safe AND keep pretending to be a human)
but would its deception hold up against the sci-fi equivalent of hbomberguy who initially was making a much smaller scale video but then kept piecing things together.....
can you imagine how much stir a video pointing out "hey I think all of these incidents are the same construct. y'know. the rogue one" would get if it was mysteriously deleted. the drama. someone would obviously point out that the guy who made the video could have deleted it himself to make it look legitimate and that would just make it worse. it's awesome
SpaceBomberGuy, clearly 25% of the way though the video: But of course, this is all meaningless speculation. Obviously, Secunits are not sentient, and even if they were, any rogue secunit would obviously immediately go on a killer rampage. So...I guess that's the end of the video. That is, UNLESS- [insert 60 minute extremelywell cited rant showing constructs are in fact sentient and deserving of autonomy and human rights.]
pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.
So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
official boob post
commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"
Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln⢠:')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.
@grainyflashes
Well, you do have to learn to abandon perfectionism. There are about 7 stages where your item can be wrecked, The Kiln being the most dramatic. You've gotta let perfectionism go. Also make more than one item. Make lots! No, more! LOTS! Great, now into the kiln with all of them.
It's hard to send your darlings into the kiln when making one (1) takes you an hour. Gotta abandon perfectionism and get that mug made in 12 minutes. Then make MORE.
If throwing/trimming/drying/kiln #1/sanding/glazing/kiln #2 could all wreck the thing, it doesn't have to be perfect. It doesn't have to be art until after it gets out of the second kiln.
Oh yeah, did we mention there are TWO trips through The Kiln?
rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.
Magneto: *raises hand*
Cybertruck: *explodes*
Professor X: Violence is not the answer, Erik!
Magneto: I didn't even activate my powers yet! It just did that on its own.
when ur mutuals are mutual with each otherÂ
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Sounds hot
theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet
check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:
Marijuanification
Complete Derangement
Stoned Sex Drive
Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon
Monstrum Incarnate
Narcotic Parody of Sex
this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is
Me meeting a stranger at a party: yeah and that 14 year-old girl has to do neurosurgery on her alien friend because otherwise he's dead, it's not even the only thing they deal with at that moment either
I love the âcaptainâs logâ mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.
I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captainâs voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events theyâre describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.
this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink
cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011
