jimjam

24 year old nonbinary trans dude who just graduated with an mfa in bullshit ✨🐝✨

[deirdreskye]

HRT delivered to your house via a St Bernard dog with a little barrel around its neck

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[catasters]

[demilypyro]

if i was doing the Kobayashi Maru i would just win

[demilypyro]

RIP to starfleet command but i’m different

[silver-tongues-blog]

[theweirdwideweb]

Hope you’re enjoying the last 100 days of the decade, lads. 

[gunsandfireandshit]

[transcephalopod]

the problem with transphobia in the lgbt community isn't a problem with gay men and lesbians, it's a problem with cis people

[transcephalopod]

what I'm getting at is, its disingenuous to blame transphobia in the community all on gay men and lesbians. when cis gay men and cis lesbians are transphobic its not because they're gay/lesbian, its because they're cis. stop attacking every gay person and start addressing cis people's transphobia.

also cis bi people are not immune to being transphobic.

[nae-design]

Maruyama Ōkyo | 1733 - 1795

Japanese already perfected “cute” and “manga” during 1700s - from one of master artists during edo era.

[kissingeve]

every star trek series since the 1960s: Earth in the first half of the 21st century was chaotic, plagued by social and economic inequality, the disastrous effects of pollution, and a devastating nuclear war

me rewatching star trek in the year 2019:

[katbelleinthedark]

Someone there was a prophet and we didn’t know.

[la-vie-en-lys]

Star Trek: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[tsukidaisy]

Cabin Pressure Masterpost

Series One

S1E1 Abu Dhabi S1E2 Boston S1E3 Cremona S1E4 Douz S1E5 Edinburgh S1E6 Fitton

Series Two

S2E1 Gdansk S2E2 Helsinki S2E3 Ipswich S2E4 Johannesburg S2E5 Kuala Lumpur S2E6 Limerick S2E7 Molokai

Series Three

S3E1 Newcastle S3E2 Ottery St. Mary S3E3 Paris S3E4 Qikiqtarjuaq S3E5 Rotterdam S3E6 St. Petersburg

Series Four

S4E1 Timbuktu S4E2 Uskerty S4E3 Vaduz S4E4 Wokingham S4E5 Xinzhou S4E6 Yverdon-Les-Bains

Season Five

Zurich Part One | Part Two

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

literally any time someone’s like “your 20s suck but at least you feel invincible and carefree”

[chongoblog]

I’m honestly so FUCKING sick of callout culture. Everyone’s taking everything I say out of context so it looks like I think Coolsville sucks!

[zyzoda]

[knifefightscene]

[munsass]

[03josten]

having a trans character be happy and self loving and loved is more revolutionary than educating cis audiences through the humiliation, sadness of and acts of violence against a trans character and that’s all i’m saying

[writterings]

i LOVE that aziraphale, the angel, loves food, loves all his books and clothing and stuff, and also has angel imagery all throughout his book store

which all represent hedonism, materialism, and vanity….traits that are normally associated with sinning

while crowley, the demon, doesn’t care really about his possessions, doesn’t really eat that much, and doesn’t really have anything that reflects himself in his house

which all represent asceticism, fasting, and modesty….traits that are normally associated with being holy