TEXT | NAT & ABRAM
Nat: I have an emergency.
Nat: I watched a movie and I can't stop crying. I need immediate comfort.
Abram: Well, comfort in the form of ice cream or a hug?
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TEXT | NAT & ABRAM
Nat: I have an emergency.
Nat: I watched a movie and I can't stop crying. I need immediate comfort.
Abram: Well, comfort in the form of ice cream or a hug?
texts | abram + macy
Macy: As long as you have cake and a few games I think you'd actually be okay, but I'll help. Do you have a theme?
Abram: I don't have a theme. Does there need to be a theme? Can the theme just be cake?
texts | abram + sammy
Sammy: Oh wow. Thank you so much. So glad your failed career can save mine. Yeah because it's never anything you say to purposefully wind me up.
Abram: Or you know, my budding career. Why would I want to wind you up? What benefit is that for me?
natalya-cookeâ:
âOh sure because I totally want to be calling you grandpa Abram.â She rolls her eyes and playfully pushes him. âI really did not need an imagine of my grandma and her experience, youâre literally scarring me forever right now.â
âI think I prefer... Pop Pop maybe,â Abram mused, giving some feigned thought to it, giving with the push a little, his smile poking out. âI never asked you to picture it!â
texts | abram + willow
Willow: That's something! a Spongebob party is totally doable, especially if you know she likes it. I don't think it would be too hard to pull together.
Abram: No, it definitely wouldn't be hard to get that theme going. I want it to be a little classy though. Is there such thing as a classy spongebob party?
texts | abram + nat
Nat: Okay fine that was a bad idea I take it back. What is she into right now?
Abram: She's very into jumping into puddles, does that count?
sammy-contrerasâ:
@abram-kelleherâ
âGod, even on my days off I still get punished.â
âAlways with this attitude. Do you ever stop to think maybe youâre the issue in all of this?â
texts | abram + sammy
Sammy: Because we are a small station. So yes all 100 people that you bring over is big. You're the savior of radio. I am going to be testy when I genuinely try to have a normal conversation and you find a way to be argumentative about a balloon. You are the most aggravating human being I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Abram: That's 100 people you can't bring in yourself. Maybe you're just taking what I'm saying a little too seriously. Seem to wind yourself up around me.
texts | abram + nat
Nat: It's pretty! What colors is she into then? And I'll pretend you didn't say that and somehow indirectly called me a stuck up bougie kid
Abram: Yeah, but she's a kid! She needs better themes than just colors! Well you're not a kid, so the description doesn't apply to you.
sophia-underwoodâ:
âSeriously, donât sweat it. Everyone is too busy looking at your handsome face to worry about your leg hair. And if they do say something tell them to go kick rocks,â she assured him. âAll the more reason to surround yourself with people who do keep up with the trends. That way you donât have to worry about it but you know your friends wonât let you embarrass yourself.â
âNow I think I just need to know if youâre one of the people too busy looking at my handsome face,â he couldnât help but distract himself with the little compliment, the smile playful on his features. âOkay... so how about you? Do you keep up with trends? Can I just keep you around?â
texts | abram + macy
Macy: Oh I would love to!! But I think you could do it all yourself if you wanted to
Abram: You're giving me far too much credit there. If I don't outsource things will definitely get missed.
natalya-cookeâ:
âTheyâll definitely eat it up. I know my grandma loves it when a guy is super confident and thatâs not a green light for you to get with my grandma, okay?â She said in a jest, wagging a finger at him. âHave you been getting in with some cougars to know that? I want all the stories now. And I hate flare jeans with a passion, they get dirty so fast.â
âIt kind of sounded like a greenlight to get with your grandma to me,â Abram teased with a little shrug, a smirk to couple with it. âI donât like to discriminate. Plus they got more experience than you young hot things, they really know what theyâre doing. Canât say I support the flare movement.â
jamie-chiuâ:
âYou know, that is aâŠ.very large pool to be casting your net into.â Jamie shrugged. âMaybe you should try Bumble or something. I mean, ladies make all the first moves there, right?â
âWell I didnât say I needed help,â Abram laughed and gave a little shrug. âIâm more of an old fashioned kind of guy, the apps arenât much my thing. You on those?â
vienna-ricciâ:
âHmm, fairly recently then. You canât be too far off from your twenties if your looks are anything to go by.â Vienna concluded as she laughed. âFor what itâs worth, you definitely sound like the cool dad. I donât think your little girl has any reason to be embarrassed by you, I mean, unless you suddenly decide to show up at the beach wearing speedos. Then maybe that might be a small cause for embarrassment.â She teased gently.
âYeah, well, more so early twenties,â he nodded, the days not being too far gone, but it still felt like a lifetime ago. âListen, a speedo works on the right guy. If I just keep this body tight, no one is going to complain about it... except maybe my kid,â he laughed gently.
texts | abram + willow
Willow: Ok, well does she have a favorite color? Or TV show or book? The theme doesn't have to revolve around hobbies.
Abram: She's more of a movie girl and has a new favorite every week as well. She is into Spongebob though, that's been consistent. Maybe I go with that one?
Text || Brielle & Abram
Brielle: You really, really, really are trying to make this parenting thing into one big competition, huh? You should never tell a lady she needs to get laid. It's not polite.
Abram: Everything is a competition. Well, I did and you saying all that doesn't change the opinion there.
Text || Brielle & Abram
Brielle: Cocky ain't a pretty color on you. You should be parenting your kids because you don't want them to turn into idiots and because you love them, yes. Again, Abram, if you could see the amount of times I've rolled my eyes in the past 10 minutes. My eyes have almost completely rolled out of my head.
Abram: I wholeheartedly disagree. I've been told differently in fact! I think you just parent to make sure your kid loves you more than the other parent. If you're rolling your eyes that much that only means you need to lighten up. Maybe you need to get laid.