Just your average Dark-Type fan

Hi, I'm Donna. I'm the former elite 4 member specializing in Dark-Type pokémon in the Unova region. I don't do that much now. I'm trying to get a paralegal degree now, which is lower-key than my life has been for like the past year, but that's ok! Please send me pictures of your teams, especially silly ones. my main account is @wizardforpresident

[paramar]

[absols-and-accessibility]

Barrister is funny because as an absol he's very. stoic and duty bound to protect me and everyone but he does sometimes get confused. There's a thunderstorm coming and he's very actively keeping me inside and whining because I'm Not Taking It Seriously (because I'm inside an apartment and so I'm not in danger from a thunderstorm)

[absols-and-accessibility]

Oh right, I have a rotumbr. Sorry it's been so long everybody, things have been crazy. I stepped down from the elite 4 and now I just kind of hang out at home. A lot of my team wanted to keep battling, so my friends in the competitive circuit are taking care of them for the time being. I missed y'all, let me know if anything big happened while I was gone.

[meowthgirl-stigmata]

we need to stop deino breeding. They're NOT good starter pokémon, and they're getting a bad reputation as "evil" pokemon because someone gave their Youngster Billy a dragon type and he got bit. Plus, daycare Deino grow up way faster and so when you release them you get these fucking Apex Predator Hydragon in an area where there's nothing that can stand up to them. AND they're comfortable with humans so you get Ranger Outposts being attacked.

[absols-and-accessibility]

This is all pretty good advice!

(FYI I'll probably be switching my Pokemkn RP mostly to the OP, plz follow meowthgirl-stigmata)

[absols-and-accessibility]

hey everyone, I've been informed by PR that I should spend less time on here, so I probably won't be particularly present anymore

[absols-and-accessibility]

@meowthgirl-stigmata come on. this is why I'm leaving rotumblr

[absols-and-accessibility]

hey everyone, I've been informed by PR that I should spend less time on here, so I probably won't be particularly present anymore

[ponyta-lolita]

Unovan followers: is Chuck E Cheese any good

[blacktumblestone]

no. you'll catch a disease.

[iheartnimbassacity]

hey dont diss charles entertainment cheese.

[friendball-irl]

They aren't wrong, though.

[wyn-or-lose]

What's Chuck E Cheese? Is it like Paul E Pizza?

[absols-and-accessibility]

yeah, they stole Paul E. Pizza's whole shtick. only real difference is they have a Bidoof mascot instead of a Pikachu

[absols-and-accessibility]

I actually think I would be happier as a dragon type trainer. that way I could be more popular

[absols-and-accessibility]

I was told I can't as an official elite 4 member have a Snomstuck reference in my chamber

[absols-and-accessibility]

just found out my mom gives her mightyena Diet Crogunk daily. that's not that unhealthy but it's weird she does that

[absols-and-accessibility]

why is nobody talking about how the last members of team rocket, who are still on the run, are trans lesbians and a talking pokemon. where's there miniseries. everyone makes edits of ghetsis, who KILLED PEOPLE but there's no fandom for those guys

[absols-and-accessibility]

Help me settle an argument with Sydney

based on vibes, best Dark Type Elite 4 at dancing

me (no one is saying this)

Karen (my choice)

Sydney (Sydney's choice)

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2023

[lavender-radio]

so i’ve been at the pokemon house all afternoon and. it’s bad

since i know we’re not the only ones getting hit by the influx of returned pokemon from Luvdisc Day 2023, i want to see if i can compile a list of shelters that need help either getting the word out about potential adoptions or with extra hands/supplies

i’ll be announcing the list on the next broadcast to get as wide of a reach as possible. if you know of any shelters in need of help right now reply to this with: 1) name/location of your shelter 2) if you’re taking volunteers or donations (if you’re in need of specific supplies ie. food, blankets, potions feel free to list that as well!)

[fuji-pkmn-sanctuary]

idk if i count as a shelter but i could really use some help with all the new rescues

1) the 2-story office building directly outside the border of Celadon City, Kanto. it's directly across the road from the Saffron Gate, you'll immediately recognize the giant garden if you come by.

2) i need large bags of Grass PKMN Fertilizer, apple tree seeds, freshwater fish PKMN flakes, large water jugs, and someone to lend me a shovel for a few weeks. im doing some renovating to accommodate the newcomers

[pokentomology]

1) Oath woods, southwest unova. Just walk until you find some guy's farm and then you'll see us. Big red volcarona flag on top of the building my staffers pranked me with 4 years ago that has never come down

2) We mostly got luvdisc and alomomola, so what we really need most are volunteers and fosters, because I took in 50 inkay prior to that and now the 600-gallon water habitat is Full. We also still have 8 Grimer to adopt out. Somehow.

A lot of these Luvdisc and Alomomola are wild-caught and can be wild-rehabbed, but only my trained staffers can do that, which means the other Pokémon need attention. We need volunteers who are willing to help care for our permanent residents.

Oh, and if you have AquaFood we'll take that too, Royal Arcanin brand preferred

[absols-and-accessibility]

Sending this out through League channels, Roxy says she has habitats where the Grimer can stay, though Unova league doesn't have proper Water type facilities, which is frustrating. I can probably take care of the Inkay until the crisis dies down, and maybe try to adopt them out to new trainers as part of the starter program since finding qualified homes for dark types is one of my non battling responsibilities

[absols-and-accessibility]

Sometimes when I get really stressed I'll turn off the filters on my social media and make a post talking about berries so I can watch the porygons spam my replies. They're so funny

[absols-and-accessibility]

oh I have polls now so what should my gym's theme be

wizard

vampire

goth

courtroom

classroom

rave

other (in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[absols-and-accessibility]

Wait NOT a gym an Elite 4 Chamber. PR caught this shockingly fast

[absols-and-accessibility]

oh I have polls now so what should my gym's theme be

wizard

vampire

goth

courtroom

classroom

rave

other (in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[pokemoncenter]

Just got into an argument with a coworker about if it's pronounced "pih-dove" or "pie-dove".

That client might have had a pie-dove but it's obviously pronounced "pih". How do you get a job as a vet without being able to pronounce one of the most common Pokémon in Unova?

[fuji-pkmn-sanctuary]

i grew up pronouncing it "pee-dove"

[pokentomology]

It's pee-dove

[absols-and-accessibility]

No it's pie-dove.