Guess who’s back? Hello and welcome to another edition of The Society Papers! I’m your host, Lady Whistledown, and it’s time to update you lovely readers on the happenings in our little community. We’ll be serving our own special blend of tea today. Won’t you sit down and grab a cup while it’s hot? Try the crumpets or a biscuit. They’re guaranteed to be a wonderful accompaniment with the flavor we’ve got today!
First things first. All hail the Prince! A source has mentioned Prince Jack Benjamin has disclosed some wild information, quite the scandal, I’ll say! It appears the young man was feeling quite frivolous before he left and had a little too much fun in the sexual healing type of way. Not only did he have a final goodbye in a horizontal way with his husband Clay, it seems the Prince had a liaison with his ex husband, Ransom Drysdale, and a tryst with his lawyer, Andy Barber. Could it be young Jack wanted to give each of these men something to remember him by? Whatever the reasoning behind it, it’s still very scandalous and we can’t wait to see just how this will play out when the Prince returns. The anonymous source also says Jack might be reaching out to his lawyer. Could another amorous entanglement be in their future? Stay tuned, my friends. This tea is as hot as it gets!
On the topic of reemergence, the self proclaimed God of Gymnastics, Lance Tucker, stepped out of the shadows and called out Ransom Drysdale. Apparently, he’s been keeping better tabs on things than my sources, as he was quick to point out the dilliance between the playboy and the Prince. Do we sense jealousy? Or maybe Mr. Tucker was ready to show Mr. Drysdale how to handle being cocky? Whichever it is, we’ll keep an eye on the situation and update you on any developments. I can almost smell the scent of freshly soiled linen. Make sure to leave the help a nice tip, Hugh.
Our final mentions are a bit skewed and cause me to take pause. I like a good challenge and love to bring all the gossip this community has to offer. When called out by Lucifer, I let that slide. The poor devil really needed that push since he wasn’t gaining any traction. A man of that caliber needed the attention and we were happy to oblige his request. This week, we have been called out by someone, or maybe we should say, something, that clearly needs some attention. Don’t worry, Meg Masters. We see you. There’s no need to have us draw attention to you. It appears you do that all on your own, putting yourself in some very ridiculous situations. So, if it a recap you’re looking for, here goes. Try not to take offense. I’ve heard even demons have feelings too.
In case you weren’t paying attention, poor Andy Barber found himself the victim of a vampire bite while on a walk with his friend Meg Masters. Luckily, the demon was able to save his life and he walked away from the encounter without a scratch. Meg has rid us of the threat and all that’s left is a little trauma for the lawyer. You’d think he’d be a little more careful of the company he keeps. Trouble continues to find our attractive lawyer and it gives us all the feels. Misery loves company so let’s pray for some positivity and happiness for Andy. God knows he could use it.
That’s all the tea I have for you this week. Be it shame or slander, seduction or smear, there is but one thing that humbles even the most highly regarded members of our dear town; a scandal.
Dear reader, if there ever is a scandal, I shall uncover it! Until next time.
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