[rapling-deactivated20191013]

when divorced rich grandparents meet at a family gathering acting fake af 

[dailyidol]

Shownu: “fuck school”

[jookkuls]

monsta x ray went from classy to weird painters to whatever the hell this is

[absolutelynobodysblog]

Wonho: look into the mirror, i see a strong, confident, young man

Minhyuk: :)

Wonho: oh look! you're here too!!

[absolutelynobodysblog]

Minhyuk: Good morning.

Jooheon: Good morning.

Shownu: Good morning.

Wonho: y'all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

I.M: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[probablykpopcorrect]

*in a storage closet, hiding from the arena security guards*

kihyun: don’t say a word

changkyun:

kihyun:

changkyun: fergalicious

kihyun: i said no words!

changkyun: oh, i see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you

[ohgeezokay]

Hyungwon: Excuse me. I would like to buy this abstract, surrealist, post-modern painting of this depressive and tormented person. Salesman: Sir, that’s a mirror.

[monstaxhappened-deactivated2022]

Shownu: remember, murder is never the answer

Jooheon: of course, murder is the question

I.M: the answer is yes

[monstaxhappened-deactivated2022]

Hyungwon: see you in hell

Wonho: is that a date?

[absolutelynobodysblog]

Minhyuk: [unbuttoning shirt] sorry, it's hot in here

Shownu: I understand but please stop unbuttoning my shirt

[ohgeezokay]

“I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.”

-Hyungwon

[absolutelynobodysblog]

Wonho: What are some of your hobbies?

Changkyun: Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

[absolutelynobodysblog]

minhyuk : some time ago I lost my best friend Wonho

wonho: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD!!

minhyuk: sometimes I can still hear is voice...

[sorry if this has been done with them before I don't rly know]

[incorrect-monsta-x-quotes]

Minhyuk: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it’s disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE!

I.M: What’s wrong with you, peas are delicious.

Wonho: Gay people are delicious too.

Kihyun: No dessert for you until you eat all your gays.

Hyungwon & Jooheon, just walking in: What??

Shownu, deadpan: Be quiet and eat your gays.

[absolutelynobodysblog]

Shownu: Wonho, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Wonho: They need adult supervision.

[monstaxhappened-deactivated2022]

Hyungwon: it’s such a beautiful day

Hyungwon: *steps outside*

Hyungwon: nope it’s too hot i’m going back inside fuck this

[ohgeezokay]

Minhyuk: How would you like your coffee?

Jooheon: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Minhyuk: One vanilla latte with extra sugar, coming right up.