Shit MONSTA X actually said.

INACTIVE | this blog won’t be deleted but I’m also not coming back to revive it. Keeping it up for those who accidentally stumble upon my posts and want to see more. Enjoy. And I’m really sorry.

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Du bist Deutsch?! Ich glaube ich bin im falschen Film 😰 Das erste mal für mich jemand deutschen auf tumblr zu treffen der auch noch Kpop fan ist 😆

Wie lange hörst du denn schon Kpop bzw wie lange bist du auf Tumblr? es gibt tatsächlich viele deutsche Kpop Fans auf Tumblr, nur bevorzugen die meisten, auf englisch zu reden :D oder auch nicht zu sagen, dass sie Deutsch sind

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Jooheon: nose

Jooheon: I typed that with my nose

I.M: dick

Jooheon: I’m blocking you

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Jooheon: The human body is 70% water. So we’re basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Kihyun: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

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Minhyuk, writing poetry in a notebook angrily: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Hyungwon: Are you okay?

Minhyuk: Jooheon stole my fucking garlic bread.

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Kihyun: To have a good life, you just make the little things count too

Hyungwon: What’s 3 + 18?

Kihyun: 21, why?

Hyungwon: I just made a little thing count lol

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Wonho: Alright Changkyun, first you gotta turn the car on.

I.M: Um, okay… if you say so…

I.M: [rubs the car’s interior sexually]

I.M, in a sultry voice: Yeah, you like that, don’t you? You filthy wh-

Wonho, getting out the car: Okay, we’re done here.

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Hyungwon: We can just sit back and take it easy.

Minhyuk: No, we’re gonna lean forward and take it hard.

Hyungwon: …Dude

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I.M: I wasn’t really that drunk

Hyungwon: You literally called your dad to tell him he was relieved of his duties because you found a new daddy.

I.M:

I.M: Nevermind

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Jooheon: So, if we fry fries, why do we bake cookies and cook bacon? That doesn’t make sense.

I.M:

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Kihyun: Am I right, Hyungwon?

Hyungwon: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be honest, I wasn’t listening.

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hey I missed this blog's anniversary which was nine days ago

happy 1 year with me being a disappointment 💋💕🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Hyungwon: Tell me something I don’t know.

I.M: You can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between tits.

Hyungwon:

Hyungwon: I mean… you’re not wrong…

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omg im so happy for youuu! I was looking monsta x lip tints just now and i was like damn i will never get one :'( bc i have like 0.5 $ and i don't have a job right now ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯ post a photo of you when you wear it plz (ofc if you're comfortable with it) love youuu😽

oh I feel you. I don't have much money myself, but my friend bought them and I said I want one too so she sold one for 5€, you don't know how happy I am, it's such a pretty colour!

maybe you'll get one some day?

and I'm comfortable with posting photos of myself, already did it once on this blog, I just don't know when I'll wear the lip tint :')

love you too, sweetheart 💕

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FINALLY IT'S HERE

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I just adore I.Ms talent and personality. I’m a monbebe and I adore all of my boys of course, but with I.m there’s just that natural charm and humor that just flows off him. If he weren’t a idol and I somehow knew him he would be my best friend for life.