peak procrastination

Hi, I'm Alyssa! 24 | she/her | law student | well-intentioned ADHD human whirlwind

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Very much me lately as I procrastinate write this 6000+ word paper on the right to privacy in the age of surveillance capitalism

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i want you to ride my face

yikes

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can you sit on my face?

I come back to tumblr to look at some fan art and

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I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET MY FAVS

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i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[crocogatordile]

whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

[icecreambeat]

[memepants]

[preservable]

i just took an online vision test that tells you what color your eyes and at first i’m like, “yeah ok like that will work”

BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT…

how’d they know I have hazel eyes based on those questions?????

here’s the link if anyone else wants to try it

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Well... it says I have blue eyes and I definitely don’t.

[shortviolet]

me on my way to lupita’s house 

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Need to live my best life because that’s what Grovyle from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness would have wanted

[baekphia]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[shittilydrawing]

I’m a man of culture *plays Wannabe with every other beat removed*

[choodraws]

variant 

[absolutepringle]

When decent art happens I never see it coming.

[animalrates]

This is Max. Gives the puppy eyes until she gets pets. It’s a really rebarkable strategy. 11/10 works every single time.

[carrotchipper]

class picture day