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theshit4chansays

Graweedy Falls

clyderwasfunwhileitlasted

literally have had this queued for a year

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w-for-wumbo

it’s time

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ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

ewaneneollav

it’s time

slydilustrous

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

hockeylvr42

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

edeneye30

I T S T I M E

scruffymcwhiskers-blog

ITS TIME

marauders4evr

I T ‘ S M C F R E A K I N T I M E

alurea-actually-a-prince

I T ‘ S T I M E

sweetsigyn

I desperately want to see a scene with Thor and Loki where they have to remove all of their weapons. Thor puts down Mjolnir while we spend the next 5 minutes watching Loki remove most of his knives.

nondescriptarchives

AND WE HAVE THAT TROPE where knives are definitely where they SHOULDNT be or IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE. And with each passing blade the intimidating edges and intricate designs get scarier and scarier. And somehow THE KNIVES KEEP COMING????????? How??????

The how is that half of those knives aren’t real, just illusions that Loki cast cos the shit wanted to see the guard’s face when he pulled out a ridiculous number of weapons (he kept his real daggers, yes the smol ones, hidden on himself still.)

When he pulls out a knife during the meeting, the guard just gawks while everyone panics, “HOW THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE KNIVES WHAT THE FUCK??”

darklingdawns

Bonus points for Thor spending the entire time Loki’s pulling knives out of everywhere and nowhere studying his nails and being very obviously Done With It All. See, he knows his brother - his brother’s ALWAYS got knives, he keeps them in his little pockets of magical space, but they’ll humor the people they’re having the meeting with, so Thor waits. Then when Loki pulls out the knife in the meeting and everyone’s all about the panicking, there’s a loud sigh from Thor and an exasperated, “Lokiiii…” and that’s when Loki goes “Oh, all right,” (as only Hiddles can) and makes the knife disappear. But for the rest of the meeting, everyone knows Loki can access a knife anytime he wants to, so they’re all on edge and they basically agree to whatever the hell Thor and Loki ask for, if only so they can get these fuckers out of here.

And then in the elevator, on the way back down, Loki turns to Thor and says brightly, “Much better than Get Help!”

#god i live for that trope

transbarclay

spot the difference

boneless-stilts

transpeter-deactivated20180411

i’m happy that mcu peter’s spidey sense isn’t being shown as a miracle worker, like i’m happy peter’s sense went off to danger that was laughably close to peter. people have this misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey films) that his spidey sense will give peter a heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but that’s not the case. like there have been many times when peter’s spidey sense doesn’t really alert him to danger until the danger is really close, sometimes close enough that regular people have already noticed said danger.

and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can go off to things that aren’t necessarily a threat but COULD be. like a wad of paper being thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor that could make him slip. so sometimes peter just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit that really isn’t that dangerous. the sense is basically like a really reliable, and sometimes annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so cool but it’s still a sense not that different from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it isn’t all powerful or always very helpful.

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madmen

radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero!

the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good teenager is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety.

thewritersramblings

#hajahbavshah

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

sepulchritude

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

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SHE DOES NOW

jostafar

that’s friendship, babes! x/x

#it sure fuckin is!!!

astralmelodia-deactivated202302

same energy