$quiggle$ + $wirl$

ChAnGe In PrOgReSs

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[2pswedensgooglehistory]

Åsbjörn. More like Assbjörn, am I right?? (Couldn't resist, plz don't kill me).

he got the booty

[nicemices]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

[the-muppet-joker]

The Androgynous Person in my Bugs and Slime Class smiled at me today. Can they tell I am like them? I want to be a bug so they will look at me

[aurvain]

Lietmano strawpage req and ameliet for my dear friend…. forever cherishing the rusame she drew for me

[confessyouconfessions]

I really like Lithuanian Hyperpop!

Sorry about the random vs

Aslo .....

YOUR THE FIRST CONFESSION ON THIS BLOG @abstract-candy

[dduane]

Potato Scones with (Optional) Cheese - The Mind Palate

Yummy scones with fresh potato in them! A cheesy take on the trope...

Just up over at the Mind Palate site: the house recipe for potato scones (in this version, with cheese added).

(@petermorwood was always partial to these. Though he preferred them with Parmesan...)

[shefightslikeagirl]

TBT - Emilie Autumn’s MAD TEA PARTY, published in Orkus Magazine [No.1 | 2008].

For full transcribed recipes, read more, or visit our (new!) Asylum Bakery page.

Keep reading

[abstract-candy]

shoutout to @imsoquincy for being an awesome oomf that doesn't tolerate nazis

[duwangchan]

wok3 drop soon 👀

[abstract-candy]

[plantbearcomic]

plant bear illustration for thanksgiving!! he doesnt eat meat so he presents u with a simple flower on a rock

artist homepage

[unstableromano]

2 admin.

duwang chan. 17. they/them.

they chan. 18. guess.

he/him in character. DNI: 1p romano, british people, anti katrina sunday, anti $WAGGOT & KOKAYNA, anti 9/11, lingo fans, beatles fans, sophia the first fans, paw patrol fans

☯︎ MESSAGE FROM HAPPYLAND DEPARTMENT OF TUMBLR ☯︎ Unstable Romano is not our character. He comes from a Facebook account run by Yumi in 2013. This idea is stolen. Stealing ideas encourages creativity and supports free speech. All events described on this blog have happened in real life and are canon to the unstabletaliaverse as well as the XxKookieKidzGachaxX Cinematic Universe. All references to historical events, real people (living or dead), and real places are intentional. ︎☯︎ LONG LIVE THE QUEER PLATONIC EMPIRE ☯

[targetedknowledge]

[2pswedensgooglehistory]

Åsbjörn. More like Assbjörn, am I right?? (Couldn't resist, plz don't kill me).

he got the booty

[loiswasadevil]

[iremade483492348234]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[emilieautumnarchives]

NEWSLETTER: 🐀 A gift from the Asylum archives

Sent: October 23, 2025

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Dearest _, friend and fellow Inmate,

There are Cells inside the Asylum that only music can unlock.

While I’ve been underground building new Wards, new worlds, and new ways to stay stark raving sane in a mad one, I kept hearing a sound from long ago—it would wake me, always at 4 A.M.

The sound was the harpsichord solo that began the song that became the first key—the key that opened the door between me and you.

Opheliac was my first manifesto...my loudest and most perfectly ineloquent scream.

You likely already have it on a now unplayable CD—or somewhere deep in your streaming library—but I wanted to give you the highest-quality version, straight from my own master archive, to keep forever.

Click the album below to download—it’s waiting for you.

(Admin note: here's the link)

No passwords, no sign-ups. Just a gift for anyone who ever walked these halls by my side.

And yes, new music is coming. Because music was always the Master Key, wasn't it?

With all my heart,

~EA, Inmate W14A

P.S. The Asylum lives. In fact, it has grown beyond what I ever could have imagined, and while I'm not allowed to tell you everything yet, I will very soon...