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Lovi: How is everyone doing?

Elias: Well I’m breathing

Lovi: Setting the bar pretty low huh?

Elias: Well it’s better than Inhe anyways

Inhe: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you

#incorrect quotes #lovi #Elias #inhe

Jim, walking into an argument between Lovi and Trevor: What’s going on?

Lovi: Trev thinks Inhe’s a tree!

Trevor: I do not think they're a tree! I just-

Jim: Did you say they were a tree?

Trevor: No! Well, yes, but not exactly.

Jim: You know they're not a tree, right?

Lovi: They're not a tree, Trevor!

Inhe: *butting into the conversation* I’d like to be a tree.

#incorrect quotes #jim #trevor #lovi #inhe

Maxi, after all the shit he’s been through, standing at the top of the school crying: I’m gonna jump

Like half of the people there: Do a flip

#incorrect quotes #Maximilian #This is just purely based on the fact that Maxi was barely brought back from the dead #When all you lot had to do was say something nice about him #Like damn

Elias: Lykeria, you cannot leave this table until you finish your milk

Lykeria: Well then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good 10 years on me, so good luck

#I don't know the actual age difference but I know it aint ten #I'm just gonna assume we're older than we seem or smt #Elias #Lykeria #Papa Elias

Maximilian: You can’t possess me like this forever!

Oden: Why not? Name one person who loves you

Maximilian: Wow, not a proportional response.

#incorrect quotes #Maximilian #Oden #I know he probably won’t play on it but like the trauma potential of that event is just so darn interesting

Someone: Hey what are you?

Maximilian: I’m the leader of MLR

Someone: No like, what’s your gender?

Maximilian: The Rule Principal

Someone: But like, what’s in your pants

Maximilian: Medals

#I couldn’t get this out of my head #Maxi’s gender is tall hat and evil cult leader #Gotta be my favorite gender #Actually none of the AO youths have traditional genders #It’s like ‘Hey guys what’s your genders?’#‘Only the gods know’#‘Tree :)’#‘Gender is a simple illusion’#‘Darkness and evil’#‘Mom :D’#Guess who’s who here #incorrect quotes #Maximilian

Professor Laxhand: I don’t think this death potion is working.

Professor Laxhand: I’m drinking it and I’m not dead yet.

#incorrect quotes #Professor Laxhand

Inhe: Just saw two students in a fistfight, so as a doktorrand, I had to step in.

Lovi: Oh, good for y-

Inhe: I didn’t stand a chance. I think my arm is broken. Please help me

#incorrect quotes #inhe #lovi

Maximilian: We did it. We won.

[Everyone motions at Kalypsia standing right behind him]

Maximilian: Nope. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it. We won

#incorrect quotes #Maximilian

Ethere: Just leave me to do my dark bidding!

Lolita: What are you bidding on?

Ethere: A table. Very nice one, too

#incorrect quotes #ethere #Lolita

En trollkarl som heter Mysterio: A pet rock seems like a fun pet until you realise it’s essentially immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching it’s loved ones die.

Principal Nyckelskägg: Please stop texting me at three in the morning

#incorrect quotes #En Trollkarl Som Heter Mysterio #Principal Nyckelskägg

Jim: Manga lied to me. You never see bad boys picking up kitties and showing their soft side.

Jim: It’s always me picking up the kitties.

Jim:

Jim: Maybe I’m the bad boy

#incorrect quotes #jim

Maximilian: Now principal, we’ve just been, dying to see you again

Ethere: Yes, the wait has been, killing us

Elias: Now we’re getting all, choked up

Sture: We are going to, murder you

Principal Nyckelskägg:

Principal Nyckelskägg: I don’t know that expression

#incorrect quotes #Maximilian #ethere #Elias #Sture #principal Nyckelskägg

[Doktorand training)

Professor Howlett: Okay, all the teachers have vanished and the students are scared, what do you do?

Trevor, raising his hand cautiously: Call for a doktoran-

Professor Howlett: YOU ARE A DOKTORAND

#incorrect quotes #professor howlett #Trevor

Ethere: God really nerfed me by making me allergic against garlic and sunlight

Hepzibah: Are you a vampire?

Ethere: I can confirm I’m not a vampire as I have blood

Hepzibah: Is it your blood?

Ethere: It is blood that I’m currently in possession of, yes

#incorrect quotes #hepzibah #ethere

Kattskobrännsen when Hepzibah is cuddling him: I’ve never met you in my life. You bastard. You fiend. Stop this at once

Kattskobrännsen when Hepzibah is doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where are my kisses from mommy??? Where is my cuddles and snuggles that I crave so dearly. You are a cruel and unjust mother and I am going to scream

#incorrect quotes #hepzibah #Kattskobrännsen #The last three were all from Miette the cat posts

Inhe: [Removes Newton from her hand to do something else]

Newton: Mother is…evil? Mother is unyielding? Mother is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household

#incorrect quotes #inhe #Newton the dragon

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