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FOR STUDENTS (feel free to send some of these - that make sense - to the teachers/parents!):
“ i didn’t study, i’m so doomed. ”
“ can i borrow a [pencil/pen/pair of gloves/pair of goggles/etc]? ”
“ are you coming over tonight, to study? ”
“ i think i’m gonna skip this class. ”
“ are you gonna skip class with me or not? ”
“ i think they’re gonna expel me. ”
“ why didn’t you sit with me at lunch today? ”
“ why are you ignoring me today? ”
“ you’ve been ignoring me all day, it seems.. ”
“ do you wanna be my partner for this project? ”
“ looks like we’re partner’s for this assignment. ”
“ you spelled your own name wrong. ”
“ is that a good star? how’d you get one and i didn’t? ”
“ you’re going to get us into so much trouble. ”
“ this school’s lunch meat is so nasty. ”
“ stop texting me in class. ”
“ you never take anything serious, specially school. ”
“ i need it for science. ”
“ i hate [combat/insert name of class] class so much. ”
“ can i borrow your book tonight to study? ”
“ i really need help with this assignment. ”
“ i have no idea what any of this means. ”
“ what do you think of [insert name of professor]? ”
“ i’m thinking of switching to [name of class], what’s it like? ”
“ summer’s almost here. ”
“ we should have our own kids. ”
“ i knew i should have taught kindergarten. ”
“ i love those kids like they were my own. ”
“ i know you love those kids like they were your own.”
“ would you like to go out to dinner sometime? you, me and not the students? ”
“ can you teach me sometime? ”
“ do you ever worry about these kids? like what if we can’t teach them well enough? ”
“ i can’t let those kids see me. they are my students. ”
“ my students will never let me live this down if they see me on a date with you. ”
“ my students started calling me by your last name. ”
“ why are your students calling you by my last name? ”
“ i never realized in a million years that i’d/you’d have so many children. ”
“ my students won’t stop talking about how we’d look cute together. ”
“ these kids would be lost without you. ”
“ i’m starting to think i’m scared of these future student kids. ”
“ i’m seriously going to blow a fuse if i have to grade one more paper.”
“ take the day off. they can watch a movie with a substitute tomorrow. ”
“ let me help you. i know you have a lot of work to do. ”
“ you don’t have to help. i know you have a lot of work to do. ”
“ did you hear what happened in [name of teacher’s] class yesterday? ”
“ i never thought i’d enjoy this, but i do. ”
“ who knew that teaching would be this difficult? ”
“ help, i haven’t prepared any material for tomorrow’s class. ”