Acaste the Boss

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Grudging

I'll admit that I'm still hurt by what Celimene said about me. It was very rude, hostile, cruel-hearted, and blatantly mean. For those of you who don't know, she called me a "Little Marquess" and said, "I find him in all respects the most trifling creature alive; and the only things of value about him are his cape and his sword". I'm utterly disgusted and distraught by this comment, even now. For her to think that I'm anything but perfect is actually a crime and she should be imprisoned. Even though she gave props to my cape and sword, which are glorious for the record, she still insulted my very nature and for that she should be punished. Celimene, if you're reading this, I loathe you. 

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Moliere has served as a mentor to me. He's a great guy and an amazing author/poet. I love his work, and all of you should go check it out! It's safe to say that the only person that is more brilliant and can write a better script than Moliere is yours truly. Haha! But seriously, he made me who I am today!

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The Misanthrope by Moliere: Act III, Scenes 1-3

Finally! All of my viewers can tap into my life and see how marvelous it is! You're welcome guys! And go follow my best mate Clitandre; He's such a spry fellow and he's definitely worth following!

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Why is it that you always feel the need to coax Celimene into gossiping about anything that she can?

Well Alceste, frankly I love to gossip. I love feeling superior to everyone else because their flaws are so apparent while flaws of mine are nonexistent. And stupidity sets me off, which is why I pick on dunces. "Speaking of dunces, I've now conversed with old Damon, who's one of the very worst; I stood a lifetime in the broiling sun before his dreary monologue was done". Oh poor Damon, that monologue was truly awful, unlike my monologues which are the best. 

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My Motto

"By Jove, when I survey myself, I find no cause whatever for distress of mind. I'm young and rich... I've wit of course; and taste in such perfection that I can judge without the least reflection". This has been my motto ever since I was in love with Celimene and that was so long ago! My life is awesome because I'm awesome and I believe that I'm the best. All of you readers should do the same!

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Sup "boss", I think it's quite humerous how desperate you are for Celimene, I don't mean to hate or anything... but why are you trying to force love that isn't there?

Philinte, first off, I'm appalled that you would think that I am desperate, and secondly, Celimene is completely below me. My heart burned for heart at a very low point in my life. Oronte said it best, "I thank you, madam, for enlightening me. My heart is mine once more, and I'm content; The loss of it shall be your punishment". Not only did she lose Oronte's heart but she also lost mine. And I would've been the best she'd ever had. On that note, its her loss not mine. 

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For All the Ladies

To all my lady fans out there dreaming to take me out on a date, I have a message for you: "I'm not the sort of fool that likes my ladies difficult and cool.... And that in any proper love affair the partners must invest an equal share". Maybe one of you lucky ladies might score with the greatest marquis of all time! I must warn you, I expect a perfect woman!

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Hey how are you? We didn't really get to talk during that Celimene ordeal. What she did to all of us was just flat out inhumane. Don't you agree?

Hey Oronte! I’m doing great. Celimene is completely out of my system! I totally agree, Celimene is heartless and cruel. As I once said, she is "not worthy of my indignation. Far choicer hearts than [hers] would like this little Marquess for a lover". She had no right to treat us like that. I hope you’ve recovered as well!

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Remember Celimene? She didn't deserve us, am i right?

Oh how right you are Alceste! Remember as I once said, "If my heart is kind enough to burn/For her, she owes me something in return". Sadly my heart did once burn for her and it was a low point in my life. Stooping for someone that much below me was absurd. I’ve vowed to never fall for anyone below perfection again. I hope you have done the same!

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Iverson Practice!

This man completely reminds me of myself. He was one of the greatest at what he did (Basketball), and I am the greatest at what I do (Being a Marquis). He's the franchise player, I'm just the greatest person on the planet. Plus, we're both open about how we know we are the best. We don't need no practice..... Ever. 

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To all the haters out there who think I'm cocky, I'm not. My situation is plain and simple, I'm awesome in every aspect. Women love me. I'm gorgeous. I'm funny. I'm everything you wish you could be. #winning 

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Best Monologue of All Time

Hey humble followers I’m such a good speaker. As a matter of fact, I'm the self-proclaimed best speaker in all of France! Remember when I gave this amazing speech? Check it out and be amazed! *Warning, the speech you're about to read is the greatest of all time and nothing will ever compare* http://www.monologuearchive.com/m/moliere_007.html

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The King Has Arrived

Hello tumblr! Live blogs are now coming to you from the hottest, finest, and baddest bachelor out there. Consider yourself blessed to be updated on the current happenings in the life of the #1 French marquis.