Accepted! 2017

Cataloging the crazy shit people say in college admissions Facebook groups. If you would like something deleted or have a comment or suggestion, please contact Accepted! 2017 via email.

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University of Chicago

So did anybody throw up before taking their AP test today? I threw up about 10 minutes before beginning Bio today and I think it really helped my performance.

Healthy.

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Duke University

We should have BUBBLE WRAP PARTIES!! :D It would be so amazing! We could pool our money and get bubble wrap in bulk and just play music and pop bubble wrap! :D

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University of California - Los Angeles

One of you rich kids give me $10,000. Lol

Is that how that works?

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Colgate University

Takes on abortion?

This person really knows how to get the people going!

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Purdue University

I decided I'm too good for college; I'm going straight to hollywood

That's the spirit!

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Harvard University

Reason 562 why Harvard is the best: we don't have to prove we're the best. We just are.

And yet you came up with 562 reasons why Harvard is the best...

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Boston University

Is Econ major considered hipster? lol

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University of Delaware

Hey guys, I'm thinking about taking some bio classes my first semester, but I was wondering something and hoped you guys might be able to answer my question for me. Does anybody know if they try to teach the theory of evolution at this college? I really don't want to be indoctrinated with the religion of Darwinism while trying to learn about life science. If anybody knows of any good bio classes that don't try to shove evolution down our throats, please let me know. Thanks, can't wait to see everybody next semester! God bless!

I am praying for this person.

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New York University

Didn't get into Columbia. Might as well settle with NYU with full scholarship and then transfer.

sry :/

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Harvard University

Does anyone else have this problem where someone asks you where you're going, and you tell them. And then you ask them in return and they tell you, but you don't know what/where their school is and then it gets all awkward?

There is literally a class at Harvard on how to deal with this unfortunate situation.

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Stanford University

at the risk of sounding super super asian: can we bring rice cookers?

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University of Virginia

So, I am quite the backgammon player. Not to toot my own horn, but I am very talented and have a sincere love of the sport (Yes, I said sport). I would really hate to lose one of my main hobbies. So, my question is : is there a competitive backgammon club on campus? Also, I am an AVID frappuccino fan, really love what they're all about, and am curious as to where on campus I can get my hands on some quality fraps?

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Cornell University

whoevers gonna be my roommate we need to figure out a signal to not come in the room. obviously like a sock on the door means im with a girl but a bowtie means im going solo

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Stanford University

Harvard? You mean Stanford of the East?

How to spot a Harvard reject

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University of Massachusetts - Amherst

hey guys im mike i like lacrosse football nd hockey nd if u wanna smoke it up and go out nd party thats what im lookin for. hit me up if u want a roommate cause i want to go to southwest hah im think about being a theatre major or mabey an enginering major. ladies gimme your numbers please, go minutemen

What's "nd"?

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Colby College

lets do a diversity test: SHOUT out "welcome" in your mother-tongue (not your adopted mother-tongue though :p) I will start ( dont have the Bangla font tho) "Shagotom!" ---- Bangla/Bengali

Awkward silence from the girl that says "Howdy!"

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New York University

I already hate half of you