Super Magical Bro Time

I am a bro with a heart of gold (maybe tarnished brass) and I love the internet. You'll get a lot of that here.

[theladyeowyn]

I just want to help my friends.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So there’s this website called gonoodle and it’s basically a Kidz Bop meets YouTube thing where there are kid friendly dances and songs and videos and I use it for my students and I noticed today that they have a version of “love shack“. Is that really a song you can make for kids? Because I wasn’t aware there was any translation of that other than “fuck palace”.

[brittany]

Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith (2005), dir. George Lucas

[onion-souls]

The Welsh: here’s our ancient king, Arthur, the unifier of the Britons, a mighty warlord, the Red Ravager, reaver of the underworld, slayer of giants, and repeller of Rome!

The English: cool, he’s England’s Greatest King

The Irish: and a cowardly cattle-thief

The French: and a cuck!

[rex-vandalorvm]

The Japanese:

[onion-souls]

[circuitz42]

Why does Arthur have a piss gun

[onion-souls]

To blast Mordred with piss

[hugostolz]

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

[hugostolz]

we are off to a GREAT start

[gaypussyretard]

[the-lunar-lorkhan]

@cwnannwn

[bscully]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

The Jedi Order, while for the most of its existence did good for the world, was deeply flawed by its misunderstanding of the force. This led to its eventual corruption and the rise of the Empire. The force is neither light nor dark. The light side is fueled by serenity, and the dark side fueled by passion. Dedication to either side will ultimately end badly. Passion will lead to desire to power and unstable emotions without serenity. On the part of the Jedi order, you become apathetic because you have no passion for those your intending to serve. In this Essay-

[accidentallyawesomebro]

The Force is inherently malevolent with demonstrable evil characteristics. It seeks "balance" at the cost of trillions of sentient lives throughout the films and expanded universe content. It is not content with true balance and only behaves balanced when it has on the verge of turmoil. The galaxy has suffered such pain because the Force wills it. I say death to the Force and let something else replace it with no malevolent will. Kreia saw, and so have countless grey Jedi, the true face of the Force.

[rolua]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[bluu-spectre]

just as advertised

[hobolunchbox]

Crazy woman in room 237.

[ofcoursethatsathing]

[this 3D Hologram]

[by-grace-of-god]

Be a walking prayer. - Fr. Goyo

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Cody, upon seeing obi-wan’s lightsaber dropped on the floor for the 475382th time and running out of fucks to give: *on obi-wan’s accent and intonation as he returns it to obi-wan himself* ahhnakin, this weapon if your life. /Don’t lose it./

[ollikah]

[flagellant]

booty shorts with maddening non-Euclidean geometry across the ass

[cyfiware]

[dankmememessiahh]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[aconstellationofbruises]

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

[sambibomb]

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

[srvfan17]

The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The killer ends up becoming concerned about this. Not only because the hunt is considered boring if the prey are not terrified, but also because before he snapped he was a therapist and his old habits to help are pushing through.