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[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: why is jack standing in the corner?

cas: sam and jack were arguing, jack lost his temper and told sam he hated him. sam said he wasn’t surprised because he hated himself too. jack was so distraught that he grounded himself

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sam: self-undiagnosing. i’m fine.

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dean: one in every four people are gay, so that means one of us must be gay

sam: haha, we all know you and cas are dating—

gabriel: my bet’s on sam, he gives great head

sam:

dean:

cas:

[accordingtothe-lore]

judge: i sentence you to 68 years in prison

dean: *whispers in lawyer’s ear*

lawyer: *sighs* your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year be added to his sentence

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sam: i’m not depressed

sam: *holds up a cup* could a depressed person make this?

dean: since that is cold milk and instant coffee, i’m gonna say yes

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: i’m in love with cas

sam, narrating: he said, with a surprised voice, for some reason

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sam: i have a problem with this guy

dean: the “his body worn fit in the back of my car” problem or “i like him” problem

sam: …i like him

dean: too bad. i could’ve helped with the other one

[accordingtothe-lore]

sam: and, when all seemed lost, i had an epiphany

sam earlier: i’m gonna throw myself off a pit

[accordingtothe-lore]

anyone who isn’t them: *is in danger*

sam and dean: alright. struggling to give a fuck, to be honest

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dean: cas is like a candle to me

sam: awww cause he’s the light of your life?

dean: no, uh, cause i wanna blow him

sam:

dean:

sam:

dean:

dean: yours is so much nicer, now i feel bad

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dean: you know, i’ve never been to a sleepover

sam: this isn’t a sleepover. you’re in the hospital

dean: then what’s this party drink?

sam: that’s a blood transfusion. they’re giving it to you so you don’t die

dean: truth or dare?

sam:

dean:

sam:

dean:

sam:

sam, who’s also never been to a sleepover: dare

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean, on the phone: cas, i need you to come pick me up

cas: why? is there something wrong?

dean: sam is passively-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago

dean: this house isn’t safe anymore.

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john: i don’t remember raising you boys this way

sam: i don’t remember you raising us at all

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dean: hey, wanna go get lunch?

sam: oh i already ate with cas, but ill go with you. what do you want?

dean: well, i wanted loyalty but i guess that’s off the table

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dean: and charlie will play the part of our father!

charlie: but i don’t wanna be your father

sam: great, you already know your lines