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[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: one in every four people are gay, so that means one of us must be gay

sam: haha, we all know you and cas are dating—

gabriel: my bet’s on sam, he gives great head

sam:

dean:

cas:

[accordingtothe-lore]

judge: i sentence you to 68 years in prison

dean: *whispers in lawyer’s ear*

lawyer: *sighs* your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year be added to his sentence

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sam: i’m not depressed

sam: *holds up a cup* could a depressed person make this?

dean: since that is cold milk and instant coffee, i’m gonna say yes

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: i’m in love with cas

sam, narrating: he said, with a surprised voice, for some reason

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Long time no see! I'm still in the Sastiel fandom.

[accordingtothe-lore]

sam: i have a problem with this guy

dean: the “his body worn fit in the back of my car” problem or “i like him” problem

sam: …i like him

dean: too bad. i could’ve helped with the other one

[accordingtothe-lore]

sam: and, when all seemed lost, i had an epiphany

sam earlier: i’m gonna throw myself off a pit

[accordingtothe-lore]

anyone who isn’t them: *is in danger*

sam and dean: alright. struggling to give a fuck, to be honest

[accordingtothe-lore]

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dean: cas is like a candle to me

sam: awww cause he’s the light of your life?

dean: no, uh, cause i wanna blow him

sam:

dean:

sam:

dean:

dean: yours is so much nicer, now i feel bad

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dean: you know, i’ve never been to a sleepover

sam: this isn’t a sleepover. you’re in the hospital

dean: then what’s this party drink?

sam: that’s a blood transfusion. they’re giving it to you so you don’t die

dean: truth or dare?

sam:

dean:

sam:

dean:

sam:

sam, who’s also never been to a sleepover: dare

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean, on the phone: cas, i need you to come pick me up

cas: why? is there something wrong?

dean: sam is passively-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago

dean: this house isn’t safe anymore.

[accordingtothe-lore]

john: i don’t remember raising you boys this way

sam: i don’t remember you raising us at all

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: hey, wanna go get lunch?

sam: oh i already ate with cas, but ill go with you. what do you want?

dean: well, i wanted loyalty but i guess that’s off the table

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: and charlie will play the part of our father!

charlie: but i don’t wanna be your father

sam: great, you already know your lines

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learned helplessness

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: this thing between me and cas is super casual. i wouldn’t even classify it as a “thing”

sam: this is your wedding day