Wow, such empty!

pfp by @TeamCloverLeaf

[accosionallyavidreader]

That's pretty good

I got today's Cosmeredle in 4 tries! 🟥🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟥🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟥🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[accosionallyavidreader]

I got today's Cosmeredle in 6 tries!

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Not too bad

[accosionallyavidreader]

Now starts the anxious waiting for an unknown amount of time to get my calc midterm back.

[accosionallyavidreader]

I got a 60 :(

[accosionallyavidreader]

I got today's Cosmeredle in 8 tries!

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Try and beat me at https://cosmeredle.net/

Could’ve done better

[paintweaver-art]

Dalinar wept and clung to that youth, that child, as if he were the only real thing left in a world of shadows.

A Small Bottle. My depiction of a heartbreaking scene from Dalinar’s flashback chapters.

[accosionallyavidreader]

Ok, so I’m very bad at classifying when someone and I have officially become friends but I heard my roommate talking to his girlfriend on the phone and he said to her question, “yeah, we’re friends” after glancing at me!

This makes things so much easier for me! 😭

[accosionallyavidreader]

Now starts the anxious waiting for an unknown amount of time to get my calc midterm back.

[redstonedust]

advertisement is so constant and everywhere i have to wonder if it even works anymore. im aware my bus stop probably has ads on it but i couldnt tell you what for. i hear 'this video is sponsored by' and i start skipping ahead until its over. u can probably argue theyre still getting in your brain by becoming part of the white noise but like idk man. im feelin really "when everything is ads, nothing is." right now.

[accosionallyavidreader]

This has got to be the loneliest Halloween I’ve ever had. All my suite mates are gone, and I’m just sitting alone in my dorm room. All I got going on tonight is getting high while sad and alone ‘cause you know that’s gotta be good for my mental health. Maybe I’ll go for a walk, idk.

[winged-hussar43]

Cool Stormlight Fact #11

The real reason why most of the fused were insane by the time of the True Desolation is because their only source of entertainment was torturing the same mf for millennia.

I can imagine by year 350 of chopping off Taln’s toes with a rusty spoon they had his every scream pattern memorized and every “unique torture technique” was already done 78 years before - better yet this storming dude just tanked it.

Nevermind the fact their secondary source of entertainment was some old ass balding dude saying “gloriousss passion” and it’s just being mildly annoyed that you woke up with a headache

Like fuck dude no wonder some Fused had some super niche ticks like scratching their right elbow in a circular motion 3 times and then repeating it on the left side but counterclockwise, i’d be bored as hell too.

[stormingfemboy]

I love Renarin Kholin he's so awkward and terrifying and creepy and weird and oh how I love him

[tinkleshnitz]

slowly getting more piercings to enhance the hemalurgic powers and the Voices in my head

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[sundooisagoose]

SEXUAL CONFUSION LMAOOOOOO I WOULD BE

[fymo-blogs]

Disability....

[silverk2k-art]

businessmen

The businessmen will get me

[sunflowertoonz]

French kissing.

@k9punkout I think we need to break up/j

[phobiaexists]

Cock bondage.

[m3dz3r0]

wonderful notification to get from you. Really.

[winterarts]

My comfort food is out to get me😔

[artie-ray]

uhhhh night terrors

[tck-400-deactivated20250909]

Eggs... I am allergic to eggs... Uh oh.

[undead-crackhead]

Exams

I'm in summer...

[rotting-coconutt-deactivated202]

breast f###ing

....w...t...f......................

[locothewolf]

Swordfighting

[luna---lovegood]

Falling in love.

[serpentine-starlight]

Falling in love....

@werewolfadmirer @whatonearthisgoingon @reys-just-here @bouchard00 @leoluvsbilkyjo

[bouchard00]

Uncircumcised penis- LMFAO

@reys-just-here

@quietlyartistic13

[quietlyartistic13]

Family Drama, sounds about right 🥲

@radagastthesilly @cocainecoveredstrawberry @xivvins @swagtreeengineer @deadgaychoirkid @deadlyyoungandbeautiful @oddity123 @whispywonderland @godhasenemies @freakingfrackingtired

[cocainecoveredstrawberry-deacti]

Astrology???

@f1rstb0rn-auth0r @novacreations

[f1rstb0rn-auth0r]

Marriage 💀

@pussy-van-faggot @lillie-disporto

[pussy-van-faggot]

Small penis 🥀

[scarytimeartistry]

wedding rings… somehow 😭

[accosionallyavidreader]

I’ll be “ancient.” So I’ll probably either drift in eternal suffering after the heat death of the universe… or be called ancient by a teenager when I’m in my late twenties and just drop dead on the spot. 50/50

[accosionallyavidreader]

“I asked chat gpt-“ well I asked the Night Watcher and now I’m blind 😎

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

[theoneandonlyespa]

ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ONE

[obsessed-with-greek-mythology897]

I have never hit the reblog button so fast

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*sees that my post has 10,000 notes* By Talos this can’t be happening.

[the-haiku-bot]

*sees that my post has

10,000 notes* By Talos

this can’t be happening.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[accosionallyavidreader]

What is all this??

[accosionallyavidreader]

Damn you, Disney

Been watching The Owl House animations on YT and got pissed off all over again about how Disney cut it short. We could have had a whole season about the montage/time skip thing in the season 3 and it would have been awesome!

I really need to go to bed