Vector Art, Sometimes

Jade / f / 27 / Boston-area moss distributor. I draw & plant stuff I'd like to see more of in the world. If you mail me a leaf I'll take microscope photos and mail them back.

[accretion-disk-anxiety]

24 years old and acting like a baby 😟

:0 my first anon hate!!

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[we-are-knight]

I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.

Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.

[the-rat12]

your dagger fighting rogue just grabbed the opponents swors blade with their fucking hand. your dagger fighting rogue lost

[we-are-knight]

@the-rat12 wrong. It's a technique. And seen across centuries of manuscripts for fighting that recommend it as an action:

I.33...

Fiore...

Leckuchner...

Talhoffer...

And those are just the Bloßfechten examples, in Harnischfecten, grabbing the sword is a recommended action to gain control.

So no, my squire had perfect control over the sword in that action: she parried upward, then seized the blade above the cross guard where it had no room to slip in her grasp, ensuring she wouldn't get cut.

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[apollo-cackling]

extremely funny to hear a youtuber say that data centers are inherently evil. how do you think the world works

[apollo-cackling]

like do you think the storage space for the like the gargantuan amount of video uploaded to youtube every single hour comes from nowhere

[vilebloods]

baby cats very cute

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[utopians]

The humble bowling pin

[utopians]

[allramnostorage]

i firmly believe that one of the reasons tumblr latched onto project hail mary so hard is because we're all so obsessed with the dead wife trope lately and grace is his own dead wife. half of the book/film is grace experiencing a dead wife montage about himself and that's beautiful to me

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[time-traveling-fetus]

Arknights fans will post a pic of a cute monster girl and be like "I love mesothelioma"

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[pankendev]

i think more things should be illegal

[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[sabertoothwalrus]

asexuals I love you very much but sometimes you will get hangups about very funny things. I made a "fuck marry kill" poll and dozens of people are asking how they're supposed to vote because they don't want to fuck anyone and are asking for alternatives for that category like playing video games or drinking tea instead. but killing is totally fine

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love you.

keeping it basic but fuck marry kill traffic signals 🚦

fuck green marry yellow kill red

fuck green marry red kill yellow

fuck yellow marry green kill red

fuck yellow marry red kill green

fuck red marry green kill yellow

fuck red marry yellow kill green

Voting ended onAug 9

[i-like-orange-juice]

[femmenietzsche]

The Daoist sage

Never uses shuffle; he always knows the exact song to play

Always uses shuffle; he is equally content with any song the universe chooses

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour