a real human bean

27-m- Some Floridian. I also post art sometimes at @doc-art. Also, feel free to shoot me an ask!

[theweirdwideweb]

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[ryngtail]

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

[gormbus]

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

[perfectorganism]

[fallingtowers]

call that pussy jerma, the way it’s twitching and streaming

[odd-vox]

[iskander-tm]

don't forget

[lcshian]

🧋

[shencomix]

[phillip-bankss]

i'm cleaning computers at work for next year's students and found a chill guy someone printed out and stuck to their computer. i thought you'd like him because of how tortured and crumpled he is.

photo found in a deceased soldier's helmet during ww2

[lonestatus]

getting an x-inside-a-circle tramp stamp to show where the artist has removed my tail to elucidate butt/thighs so that other artists can draw me

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

Daocheng Yading, Shangri-La Town, Daocheng, Garzê, Sichuan, China (photos by ruohan, 少年啊, 小野一夏8, 风景在路上）

[bangtanghan]

202060630

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[normal-horoscopes]

There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.

[normal-horoscopes]

Mom, in a completely normal voice: "Sabrina it's okay you don't need to eat the grape."

Sabrina:

"AAAAAAUGHUNUUAH"

[headspace-hotel]