a real human bean

27-m- Some Floridian. I also post art sometimes at @doc-art. Also, feel free to shoot me an ask!

[theweirdwideweb]

[sirfrogsworth]

At this rate, I might just become a full time grackle photographer. The purple and blue interference color on their feathers is so magical.

[leona-florianova]

HMS Surprise

[never-obsolete]

Rotten Tomatoes August 2000

[kragehund-est]

had a dream my friend was like "hey did you see the latest jerma stream?" and sent me a link. i clicked on it and it was jerma sitting in a car with a bag of mcdonalds. he introduced the stream and said he was a having a special guest on. he then adjusted the camera so you could see the passenger seat, and there was another jerma sitting there with him. then they just sat there talking and eating mcdonalds for an hour.

my dream was a full hour of jerma talking to another jerma, and for some reason, my thought was "yes, finally. i've been waiting for him to to bring this guy on, i always knew it'd make for a great stream."

[calder]

vault dweller: how can i join the brotherhood of steel

bos door guard: kys

[calder]

other door guard: I Hear If You Kill Youself You Become A Brotherhood Of Steel

[carnival-phantasm]

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

[carnival-phantasm]

I am now fighting a new urge

[dat-soldier]

Commission for Sovulsen~

[dat-soldier]

THANK you glad someone is noticing. i am indeed drawing like a mfer

[pcktknife]

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad

why

[beemovieerotica]

jebać tczew

waiting to hear back.

[prokopetz]

There's a certain Type of Guy on social media who takes great pride in having a weird sense of humour, but flounders when confronted with any genuine absurdism deeper than a YouTube Poop. Like, you think you're on the cutting edge because you can deep-fry a JPEG? Buddy, you can't even handle Heathcliff.

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[cat-boots]

me when I'm about to get you

[cosmicdogmoon]

Da tilty?