clown first, lover second

james. 23. tag me in posts about the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand

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Can you name any actually good sex scenes in film?

FUCK yeah that bit in ghost busters where dan akyroyd got his dick sucked by a mfing... Ghost!!!!!!!!!

[mattressblowoutsale]

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

[nike-esque]

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

that subversive part of dishwashing where your dishes start washing you

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Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

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have yall seen the strontium aluminate scarification that people are doing now?? has the "I wish I could bioluminesce" crowd seen this yet

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Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons

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I def get the hate for open concept but when people talk abt wanting a kitchen that's a discrete room with a door separating it from the dining/living space that's so bizarre to me... Literally why would you want that

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crazy how good the city and the city could have been if it was good

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it's been some time so perhaps I should read it again for fairness' sake but it's genuinely wild that the book ends with "the protag joins the Super Border Police" and this is broadly treated like a badass thing

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okay okay you all win I'll read serious weakness...

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For the love of god someone sell me a good car

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Imagine if I got paid enough to just buy a trustworthy used car from CarMax or sth instead of having to interface with ten thousand Facebook Marketplace Freaks

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For the love of god someone sell me a good car

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I feel like every poet on Instagram is allergic to expressing an idea more complex than "you're Beautiful and you should Keep Going even when it's Hard". specifically that sentiment I see repeated like 10 times daily. girl I know that say something new

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shame that people who never caught Riverdale fever never got to experience betty cooper, the greatest character of all time

[despazito]

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people passing around the tyra banks modelland song genuinely really, really, really need to look up the contents of that book. yall have to believe me when I tell you that nothing in this world could prepare you for what is in that book

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there's no plot summary that could even begin to scratch the surface of what the book Modelland by Tyra Banks is. Like I'm being so serious calling it a "YA dystopian book by Tyra Banks" just does not even begin to kind of cover what is in it. Like I could literally only describe it as "baffling and hallucinatory outsider art"

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Genuinely I recognize this video is 4 hours long but it is worth locking in and watching it bc everything about this book had me earnestly slack jawed

Modelland: Tyra Bank's Nightmarish Fever Dream YA Novel

I started this in May. I had a bad time. I am a bit better. And throughout it all, Modelland was there.... not there for me. Not there for a

[utopians]

people passing around the tyra banks modelland song genuinely really, really, really need to look up the contents of that book. yall have to believe me when I tell you that nothing in this world could prepare you for what is in that book

[utopians]

there's no plot summary that could even begin to scratch the surface of what the book Modelland by Tyra Banks is. Like I'm being so serious calling it a "YA dystopian book by Tyra Banks" just does not even begin to kind of cover what is in it. Like I could literally only describe it as "baffling and hallucinatory outsider art"