clown first, lover second

james. 23. tag me in posts about the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand

[utopians]

Can you name any actually good sex scenes in film?

FUCK yeah that bit in ghost busters where dan akyroyd got his dick sucked by a mfing... Ghost!!!!!!!!!

[utopians]

The humble bowling pin

[utopians]

[utopians]

The humble bowling pin

[utopians]

deleting this soon bc I don't want to use my platform to put random people on blast too hard but this is killing me. you get the sense that a lot of people read the road less traveled in middle school and never read a single word of poetry or perhaps even any written language from that point forward

[mortalityplays]

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[utopians]

I'm in such a music funk rn... have any of yall been listening to anything good lately

[utopians]

reply or send asks with song recs ☝️☝️☝️ to save my life

[utopians]

I'm in such a music funk rn... have any of yall been listening to anything good lately

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[sluttynurse]

We Are All Blocked By Mutual In Laws

[utopians]

Can we have a moratorium on all transmisogyny exempt standup comics until we figure out what's going on

[utopians]

Truly insane how thoroughly that sunfish exploded

[utopians]

Ten thousand years of hellfire upon Gianmarco Soresi

[utopians]

I fear that some of you may be misrepresenting the tone of nirvanna the band the show to me I cannot lie

[jame7t]

you are always telling lies

elephants are hunted for their jumping slime, which is used to produce trampolines and the runways of airplanes

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[utopians]

excited to be 24 though. I feel like that's a really iconic and solid age to be