Spooky Boi

Heya, I'm Alex. He/his/him. I'm a mess. Header made by the amazing: @ starsleeps on twitter

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[oshadefiant]

I wish I could just do this to people

[oshadefiant]

Stop comparing me to that loser Jonathan Sims

[ankle-beez]

[shottxyz]

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[3000s]

we are in truble

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[mapsontheweb]

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

[headspace-hotel]

Mystery dog…

[cool-ghoul]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[nattousan]

[bgm05]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[sanguine-scales]

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

[sanguine-scales]

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]