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pokemon go to the poles
Phoenix: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.
Edgeworth: Good evening, Wright.
Phoenix: I love you.
Phoenix: “Hang on a sec, Apollo. I need to text my broski and my hoeski.”
Apollo: “I don’t think Maya would appreciate being called a hoeski.”
Phoenix: “Nah, Miles is the hoeski.”
Phoenix, age 35, happily married to Miles: Hey do you remember when I was accused of murder?
Edgeworth: …yes?
Phoenix: that was a funny reunion
Edgeworth: i don’t like where this is going
Phoenix: you know that if you won I would have died? This is funny
Edgeworth: Can You Please Dont
The Wright-Edgeworth family just recieved news at the hospital that Phoenix had just passed away
Maya: *slides Phoenix $20* so, tell me about your relationship with edgeworth
Edgeworth: *slide Phoenix $40*
Phoenix: lmao what relationship
Phoenix, with $60, holding back tears: i can finally afford a ring
Has this been done yet?
my favorite part whenever i read narumitsu fanfics is when some of them points out Edgeworth is being cute/adorable in Phoenix’s perspective. because not only its subjectively true, its also canonly true-;;
like, it works on the other way too, good god these two are absolutely pining–
what do you mean this isn’t their relationship in the trilogy??
when in doubt, just fuse with your boyfriend
Two lawyers go on a dinner date: Gone Wrong
Yeah–I’m all for gay lawyers now! ^^
Credits go to @istadris for the dialogue back in the narumitsu discord!
I find it so funny that all of the prosecutors in the main trilogy of Ace Attorney are super cool and intimidating but we have one that's super fucking lame and dorky. Franziska? She's a whip-wielding lady that has canonically whipped people unconscious—and she's even done it to a judge. Godot? He's a chill, visor-wearing guy that looks like he listens to smooth jazz and throws coffee at Phoenix like it has zero repercussions. Manfred von Karma? He might be the world's biggest douche, but that guy has the wardrobe of Dracula, makes it work in an intimidating way, and composed himself so calmly and efficiently that even the judge is off-put by his behavior. He's also tased two (2) people in a police station. It was a truly brilliant power move and he hesitated not one little bit. HOWEVER, we get motherfucking MILES EDGEWORTH, the so called "Demon Prosecutor," who:
Has a huge obsession with a TV program with children as the intended audience
Can not get witnesses to say their fucking name
Had a gay awakening in court after getting his ass handed to him and told Phoenix to get out of his sight
Yelled "WHOOOOOOOP" whilst looking about ready to strangle someone
During his first and last trial as a defense attorney, he had Larry Butz as his first client and had a fucking breakdown because when something smells it's usually the Butz
Lets his little sister call him "little brother," despite being years older than her; he's just a pushover and we've known that
His "special ability" is literally applying logic to a situation
Gets into glaring contests with EVERYTHING. A camera is glaring at him? Glaring contest. A security guard? Contested. His own fucking reflection? Defeated.
Fucker can't even accept an invitation to dinner without giving some long-winded alternative of "yes" because he's literally the most emotionally constipated dumb ass in the series
The man has women falling over him 24/7 and all he can think about is work or how gay he is
HE LITERALLY LOOKED AT THE SKY AND SAW PHOENIX WRIGHT IN THE FUCKING STARS LIKE WHAT THE HELL THERE IS ZERO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THAT
Despite being such an intimidating figure, he gets the most shit out of every prosecutor in the original trilogy
I love Edgeworth, but he's literally the biggest dork amongst the prosecutors in the original trilogy and I find that hilarious.
This made my day. 😂
In the anime he carries around a Signal Samurai keychain that he got with Phoenix and Larry despite how dingy and dorky it is and Larry not even having his anymore, just because it reminds him of his childhood
Rushed to Phoenix’s bedside on a private jet and then proceeded to act like a tsundere about it because he realised he was being super gay
“THE SIGHT OF THAT MAN STILL SHINES BRILLIANTLY IN MY EYES” LIKE COME THE FUCK ON
“Nghooooh!”
Made an idiot out of himself when he tried to turn the tables on Vasquez after getting thoroughly dunked on by her during the whole trial
The entirety of Turnabout Beginnings. He’s even dorkier in the anime version too.
The few times he drops his intellectual speech and reveals that he’s just a dumbass Californian trying to look cool in front of his peers
naming characters
Other games: It’s all about being subtle. You want the names to vaguely hint at their future character arcs, but don’t make anything too obvious as to spoil the plot. Only dedicated fans that really look into it should really understand where their names come from.
Ace attorney: FUck You! Fuck you! THIS GUY’S NAME IS REDD WHITE ANd he’s american and works at bluecorp, YOU SEE THESE SISTERS? MIA AND MAYA, (and their mom misty and aunt morgan) THIS GUY IS DISGUSTING AND HE’S NAMED SAL MONELLA BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY, guy who sets off bomb? TED TONATE, THESE TWO ARE NAMED ACRO AND BAT BECAUSE THEY’RE ACROBATS AHHHA, THIS GIRL AFRAID of yokai and curses is JYNXie WE CAN DO IT WITH MAIN CHARACTERS TOO WATch see this guy’s name is phoenix because he fucks up and then comes back and this main character with SUN SYMBOLISM? APOLLO ALSO HE’S A LAWYER SO HIS LAST NAME IS JUSTICE, AND SINCE WE HAVE AN APOLLO WE’RE GONNA HAVE AN ATHENA TOO! why are we naming our characters after greek gods? because fuck you! fuck you is why!!!!
The original Japanese names are exactly as bad. Sal Monella’s name in Japanese is “Uzai Takuya,” which basically means “Annoying Otaku.” Redd White’s name reads “Small, medium, large,” and April May’s reads “lowest, middle, highest.” Furio Tigre’s Japanese name is “Shibakuzou Toranosuke,” which works out to something like “Tiger’s gonna kick your ass!”
Truly, AA is a testament to localization that deeply understands the appeal of the source material.
Naming things is fun!
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