Oh waiter, more yanderes please

She/her, 24, RN.

[blaruu]

Ah, sorry. Excuse me. My cat needs to take a nap on your dash a moment. Just step over him.

[blaruu]

Oh. Damn it. Sorry- just step over her too.

[blobbynfriends]

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

[cronnissar-deactivated20241106]

This! 100%

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

PETA is unintentionally creating surrealist humor on a level i can only dream of

[especiallyecho]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Hoodwinked is a criminally underrated movie

[ellenripleys]

Peter Parker and Ned Leeds in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[dawnquafam]

Can we all appreciate that Ned had exactly one (1) line in this entire movie, and it was both utterly iconic and entirely too correct

[gabriel-arts-deactivated2021020]

Spread the News THE TRUE INFORMATION

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sentada]

[yeettherich]

[liquidisedfish]

my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

EXCUSE ME?? F 

[dawn0303]

F

[silver-tongues-blog]

[solassitudes]

oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

[ofgeography]

[fwuitgummi]

literally can’t stop this abt this like the love that went into this.

[thehmn]

So this is a thing that happened.

A woman was going on and on about her “heavy chihuahua” which was just a straight up corgi.

[yffresbeard]