What happened when I was gone? All I get are cats, which not complaining, just confused.
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What happened when I was gone? All I get are cats, which not complaining, just confused.
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yeah okay ill reblog that
my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it
alex??? this is truly frightening ??
i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to
Official ominous truck
okay if you work in any environment that requires frequent use of scissors, this truck is like Jesus showing up. We cut ribbon and paper constantly at my job and when OUR knife sharpening guy rolls through town, once in a blue moon, we all run after him in the street waving out hands around like children after the pied piper. We carry our shears out to him like bouquets, shaking because we are so excited to have sharp scissors again.
So anyway we may in fact be marked for death in the way all retail employees are, but shout out to knife trucks everywhere.
Official ominous truck
This scene gives me hope that they won't change Alvida's actress for the hopefully upcoming season two since she and Buggy canonically didn't meet until she'd already eaten the Sube Sube no Mi (Slip Slip Fruit).
Not to mention they changed her crew's chant from being about how beautiful she is to being about how powerful she is...
Probably because the whole point of the chant is to be blatantly incorrect in order to paint her as stupidly arrogant, but no one with eyes can deny that this Alvida is beautiful, lol.
2026 Update: Good news! >:]
4000cc breast implants :)
I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.
#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals
Great job everyone
This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.
Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.
Okay, so I know it's right there in the name, but.
I'm not the only one who didn't realize that, uh.
Water buffalo.
That.
tag yourself! i’m “weekday wig”
"There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death. Conjuring spirits from the past and the future." SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
Studies show that babies are not afraid of snakes
Scientists launched reptiles into the nursery to assess the reaction of the kids. The result killed: the crumbs perceived the reptiles as toys, and some tried to eat them
A snippet from this study:
I find this interesting, it really counters the unfounded but popular notion that fear of certain animals is evolutionary and intrinsic within our DNA.
Finally, the real reason people ask if a certain snake is poisonous. It's not because they're confused between poisonous and venomous, it's because they're looking out for that one baby who just fucking chomps first and asks questions later!
Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I'm keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.
Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson
I want to apologize to @homunculus-argument for assuming their claim that pigeons can identify cancer was a shitpost.
As I stated earlier:
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the housing market is ruining my sex life
nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE
Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?
EXACTLY
STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]