ace

sweaters, taco bell, lofi hip hop , and offending people.

[sundae-chi]

shane and ryan: a summary

[aceikk]

@very-excited-dragon

[stunningpicture]

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

[sealedbeastnue]

target locked. firing lesbian ray

[gayazrael]

a concerned meme

[aceikk]

me looking at everything happening in my life right now

[cole-saberhagen]

Theron 👏 Shan 👏 has 👏 a 👏 nice 👏 butt 👏👏 A+ 👏

[incorrectitquotes-blog]

I need to tell someone about this dream I had last night : so I was in the audience of an interview between Bill Skarsgard and Conan , and Conan was like "so is it true that Pennywise's eyes going in different directions wasn't CGI and you can actually do that?" and Bill was like "haha NONE of pennywise was CGI, check this out!" and fucking unhinged his jaw and ate Conan in front of everyone ,,

I’M SCREAMIIINNFVGHKJ.KF

[aceikk]

PSA

Pennywise or, It is a demon who eats and kills children for its own personal gain and his true form is orange lights. In a sense, Pennywise’s clothes are its body (some scp-049 crap) and therefore, Pennywise does not have genitalia. It has 0% interest in ANY of your sex dreams.

[meme-theft]

[bonewagon-deactivated20111123-d]

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

[prokopetz]

bonewagon:

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[aearyn]

ok i was gonna tell this story in tags but i will just do it here because fuck it, writing coherent shit in tags is annoying

Ok so senior yr of college, in one class, got stuck with 3 girls who did like, 10% of the work, leaving me with the rest. Ok to be fair one girl did about 30%. But anyway so we kept meeting in the library and they just sat there and chatted and occasionally threw out an idea while we were supposed to be doing the damn project, and i was so stressed for like 3 weeks because me and the other girl were doing the entire thing. Then we get to the end….and you get to grade each other’s work. 

AND IT’S 50% OF YOUR GRADE. For the project. Which is like 1/3 of your grade for the class.

Karma, bitches. 

The end.

Oh and one of the girls called me about fifty-leven times after we had our last class and got our grades, and she was kind of a badass I’m pretty sure she would have beat me up given the opportunity lmao. But OH WELL BITCHES I’M GRADUATIN’ SEE U NEVER

[aceikk]

@veryexciteddragon

[deanandhiscas]

[impossiblenothings]

I never want an explanation

[tiffanyachings]

#relatable

[loukarr]

a fun fact about trapinch is that we all love him

[loukarr]

a sweet boy

[aceikk]

Hey ya’ll just droppin in to tell you i found the greatest piece of shakespearian literature 

[aceikk]

it’s been one of those days

[aceikk]

[aceikk]

hey sorry all the posts i recently made was while of was drunk