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Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

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Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

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So apparently the data used to recreate Notre Dame in Assassin’s Creed: Unity, such as surgically accurate laser scans and research by one of the developers, will now be used to restore the cathedral itself.

Not gonna lie, it’s kinda amazing how video games, still so often perceived as something childish and meaningless, will now contribute to restoring one of the most famous pieces of European history.

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i want to both spread this as impressive technological marvel from unexpected source, but also to joke that the rebuilt cathedral will have walls with only one side, the cardinal clips through the altar and gets stuck waist deep in the floor, and the choir rockets off in separate directions when the incense is lit

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me walking into the theaters to see the new batman movie while wearing a team edward shirt just to piss off men

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I haven’t finished KH3 but I assume the power of waking is an air horn

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Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

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you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

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Riku: am I a fucking joke to you?

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a haunted doll that bleeds sour cream if cut or punctured

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unlimited sour cream? I don’t see a problem

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you would be torturing a little doll…..for sour cream…

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where do you think your precious Taco’d Bell has been getting it this whole time

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Sora: If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?

Riku: …Duh?

Sora: How tho?

Riku: ‘Cause your leg got cut off

Sora: Where’re you gonna feel the pain?

Riku: In your leg-

Sora: Exactly- how are you gonna feel the pain in your leg-

Both in unison: -IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?

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i learned that in 1998 Sony had the chance to buy the rights to almost every Marvel character for 25 million. They opted to only buy the rights to Spider-Man for just 7 million, stating, “Nobody gives a shit about the other Marvel characters.” (x)