thepjopage

I post daily textposts about the riordanverse. I also post daily on my instagram @thepjopage. Please let me know if you find any errors in my posts! Or if someone else has posted the same textpost! pfp: viria

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Hades: Nico, I just won Most Secretive Guy in Tartarus!

Nico: Congrats??

Hades: I can’t tell you how much this means to me...

Nico: Dad please we haven’t had a proper conversation in years.

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Magnus: I’m always two steps ahead of you bitches.

Magnus: Would be three but I got asthma.

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Annabeth: I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.

Waiter: Of course

Percy: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Annabeth: I’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe.

Percy: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Percy: I’ll have the steak, no bees please.

[paletteturtle]

Long overdue comic complete!

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Text post by @thepjopage

Characters by Rick Riordan

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Piper: Suicide is a horrible thing.

Leo: True, but if you jump off a bridge and yell “parkour” it’s just a failed stunt.

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Jason: Hi! My name is Jason, without a B.

Leo: There’s no B in Jason...

Jason: Yeah that’s what I said.

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THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THE FANDOM ALIVE I LOVE YOUR CONTENT THEY MAKE ME SMILE EVERYDAY DURING THIS INCREDIBLY SAD QUARANTINE TIMES

I’m definitely not one of the main people you should be thanking, but I’m glad I can help entertain you and lift your spirits😊

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Percy: Send dudes.

Annabeth: You mean nudes?

Percy: I’m in a fight, I need men.

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Okay but picture Leo using his powers to help save animals in the Australian wildfires it’s both the cutest and saddest thing I can imagine. Everyone wants to know why this kid isn’t burning alive and he keeps running around desperately trying to find animals in need of help.

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I really like your blog! I especially like the small dialogues, they always have me laughing so hard. Keep going 💌

I have been inactive for long periods in the past but messages like this motivate me to keep going. Thank you!

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Nico: *orders his meal fluently in Italian to impress his date.*

McDonald’s Drive Through Employee: What?

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Hey just wanted to say you’re blog is amazing and makes me laugh. Sorry this probably sounded stupid but I thought you should know.

I love receiving messages and submissions in my inbox so thank you for this! I really appreciate your support and hope I can continue to make you laugh.

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Percy: Hey Mom, this is my girlfriend Annabeth.

Annabeth: Hi Mrs Jackson it’s nice to meet you!

Sally: You couldn’t find anyone better?

Percy: Don’t say that, I love her and-

Sally: I was talking to her.

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Leo: Merry Christmas! I’m your present.

Nico: Can I have the receipt?

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Calypso: Sometimes it’s hard having someone so smart, yet so dumb as a boyfriend.

Leo: I built the Argo II! That’s gotta give me some credit!

Calypso: Yes but you also asked me what the name of “raw toast” is.

Leo: That’s only one minor thing!

Calypso: And you also asked which animal lays a boiled egg.

Leo: Okay I think I’m starting to see your point.

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Percy: I really like Eminem.

Jason: I prefer skittles.

Percy: No, I mean the rapper.

Leo: Why would you eat the wrapper?

Grover: The wrapper is the best part!

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Police Officer: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia.

Leo: Wait! I can explain everything!