i don’t know why that makes me such a NUT

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[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[howling-wizard2]

YOU KNOW WHAT I had a censored version up and ready but tumblr won't let me upload it Again and this is stupid 🙄 but b/w balls are fine apparently, so here, let's see how it goes

colored version (telegram)

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[mteverestaaaaahh]

if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot

warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[transtarks]

okay so i love the idea that grace got some kinda stupid drunk tattoo in college like a tramp stamp maybe, but i also really need grace getting a drunk scarification tattoo on erid.

he throws a ‘welcome home’ party in his new house and invites a bunch of eridians he met while was recovering and the dome/his house was being built (they all have xenonite suits shhhh) and the eridians get intoxicated in their own way, whatever that may be, but one of those eridians is the tattoo artist that did rocky and adrian’s engravings and grace is like “please please please will you do that to me” and they’re like “i mean sure but what do you even want” and grace tells them and they’re like “that’s so fucking stupid are you sure” and grace is like “yes please it’s a precious inside joke between me and rocky, he’s gonna love this”

meanwhile rocky and adrian are too busy drunkenly dancing and feeling each other up in the corner to notice any of this is happening and that’s how grace wakes up the next morning with a horrific hangover and the words FIST MY BUMP carved into his fucking thigh.

something something rocky berates him for it but it’s hot that grace got a tattoo that pertains to him so grace gets railed by his rock alien mate the end

[fuckboyzuko]

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[wizardpostsdotorg]

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

[wolfythewitch]

Hngr

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[transtarks]

going to idaho tomorrow to visit dad’s mom who’s near the end of her life with dad and my sister and girl. it’s supposed to be literally like 100 degrees the entire time we’re there. it’s been nice knowing y’all

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[cryptotheism]

What happens after we die?

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[transtarks]

question: since T stops your periods (most of the time?) if you have endometriosis do you still get symptoms from that? i feel like this is a dumb question but like i just wanna know if you keep having like awful cramps or pain in general. just— how does it effect you when you’re on T?