Some kinda shitfuckery

♠ 24 - Whatever the fuck gender I feel like today - OR, USA - Ravenclaw - INTP ♠

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3taro

[eliasdrid]

Same timeline but a little to the left

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husband: what kind of animal do you think mista would be me: the garbage kind clearly

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Delightfully, it’s Kakyoin season (Leo July 23 – August 23) !!

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Cherry boy •

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WRITING COMMISSIONS

WHAT’S UP HERE. It turns out you need money to live and afford things like food so I’m opening commissions for now on a limited time.

SOME THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND. - I’d prefer to write for a fandom I’m familiar with. If you aren’t sure, the worst I’ll ever do is just politely let you know my lack of familiarity and may be inclined to not fulfill your request. - I’m estimating that I’ll charge about 10$ per 500 to 1000 words per story. If you want the story longer than that, I’ll start tacking on a 5$ fee every 500 words. So you’ll start off with 10$ for roughly 1000 words; if you desire your story to be something like 3000 words, it’d be about 40 bucks. I will say that if you initially order a 1000 word story and it hits about 1300 or something like that, I won’t charge you extra. - 300 word story is only 5$. - I WILL charge extra for porn and depending on the kink. Erotic stories will start out as 15 bucks for about 1000 words, with the 5$ charge for every additional 500 words. 6$ for 300 words. More on this later! - I have the right to decline your request.

WHAT I WILL WRITE. - Fandoms I at least have a passing familiarity with. - Fight scenes, romance, fluff, humor, slapstick, drama, horror, gore, what have you. Just let me know what you intend.

18+/PORN. - I have no qualms about sexuality. If you’re concerned, simply ask. - I have no problem writing characters as trans as well if that’s to your liking. - I will NOT write anything with underage characters. Below the age of 18 is unacceptable to me, but I have no problem aging the characters up depending on the situation/characters in question. - I will NOT write anything to do with bodily excrement, vore, or bestiality either. - I will charge an additional 5$ fee for non-consensual situations. This includes dub-con. There’s no question or argument on this.

IN ADDITION. - If you’re not sure whether or not I’ll write it, simply ask. - Please submit all requests to my email: [email protected] - I accept payment with my paypal: [email protected] - I plan on these being a fairly quick turnaround, but I will keep you updated.

CURRENT OPEN SLOTS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Please reblog for signal boost, and thank you.

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Bruabba Week 2019

Day One: AU

Yellow eyes glare up from under long hair at Bruno. “The fuck do you want, elf?” he slurs.

Bruno crouches on the tips of his toes, feeling the mud press between them. “You look very miserable, mage.”

“Fuck you.”

“You don’t appear to be in the mood for that,” Bruno says, close to teasing, too tired for banter. It’s enough to make the mage choke a little. “Do you know that I’d been contracted to kill you? The village is terribly frightened of apostates. Even more afraid of a Qunari.”

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Jotaro in cyan and chains is my aesthetic™

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Okay, but can we stop ascribing complex emotions and actions that require human level cognition to dogs in our welfare posts? There was a rather good anecdotal account of how a person’s use of Cesar Millan’s tactics ruined their relationship with their first dog, and for the most part it was a good and enlightening read. However one line did kind of stick in my craw. I can’t find the post now but it was along the lines of:

“And then my dog started to deliberately disobey me on walks.”

And this is, unfortunately, a sign of potentially damaging anthropomorphism. Dogs are not capable of being vindictive or malicious, and assuming that the dog’s lack of response to commands was due to him bearing a grudge about the harshness of previous treatment is entirely the wrong interpretation to take away. It is true that the dog’s inability to properly carry out commands is due to the aversive training techniques, HOWEVER, it did not turn the dog into a petulant three year old human.

Most likely the dog is not able to understand that you want him to perform a task because until recently your behaviour towards him consisted of random jabs, hisses, and other uncomfortable stimuli, probably in tandem with commands. Cesar Millan’s techniques are not only unnecessarily harsh, they can serve to condition a dog to expect punishment no matter what it does. This is because Cesar Millan’s techniques operate on the INCREDIBLY misguided principle that we know every facet of canine behaviour and communication, and that the crux of a dog’s existence is dedicated to achieving a dominant role in its “pack”. When you enter into a relationship with a dog with the expectation that the animal’s main goal in life is to supplant you, then you have already gone a good way towards ensuring that your relationship is not going to be a trusting one.

When you start jabbing and alpha rolling a dog, (presumably for things that only you, a human, are capable of considering “bad/dominant behaviour”) the dog ceases to understand what you want from him. This is why rubbing your dog’s face in its urine when you come home from work and find that it dirtied the floor NEVER WORKS. The dog lacks the level of cognition required to connect the act of urination to the uncomfortable punishment. The dog just thinks you’re overly aggressive and the punishment will likely contribute to a reduction in trust. You are teaching the dog to be wary of you by default, because, from the dog’s perspective, you’re the massive aggressive animal that occasionally attacks it for no reason.

It is this lack of understanding of canine cognition and behaviour that makes dogs “act out” in ways that might be interpreted as “deliberate” or “malicious”, but I can assure you that if you look a little closer, you will find that that is never really the case. 

[yunkiyoe]

Friend: Let’s do a Fantasy outfit JOJO zine!

Me, with my last 2 braincell: Pretty fantasy outfit…… and bikini armors……. =q=

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Happy Pride everyone!!! A little Jotaro / Kakyoin to bless your dash on this fine month~

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Happy Pride everyone!!! A little Jotaro / Kakyoin to bless your dash on this fine month~

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My friend @mybrotherthinksiminsane said Kakyoin’s should have come back wearing heart-shaped sunglasses and I support it wholeheartedly. And being the nice kid he is, Kakyoin would have brought silly sunglasses for the bunch (and DIO would join the trend too ‘cause he can’t stand not being the center of attention)

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Doodle a little p4 Star Platinum for a friend on Twitter~ 

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No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

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Mmm, so yeah- eldritch horror robot tentacle horse-man stand assimilating with Kakyoin would be really cool. 

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Part 4 Kakyoin ‘cause I wanted him to have an iridescent coat