aces up your sleeve

23 • NYC • INFJ • AM is life

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

eating really nasty food at someones house

[billneethesciencebee]

got yelled at by my mom cos I kept pronouncing “Dwanye” The Rock Johnson the same way one prounces “Kanye” West

[katespadeny]

now in bloom: our spade flower jacquard collection is here.

[curlsandstems]

Turn the sound on and thank me later 😭😂😭😂😭😭

[meanplastic]

waking up in the morning for school

[twitblr]

Make sure everyone you know is registered to vote

[daikiridelimon]

[werewolfie]

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m interested in Frosted Water

[weakling-grace]

Theres a reddit page

[flaming-ramen]

[doomstar]

I’ve never not fallen into absolute uncontrollable hysterical laughter whenever I see these, this is the funniest concept anyone ever created.

[powerburial]

Imagine getting into bed and reading a book and falling asleep instead of staring at your phone blasting blue poison-light into your eyeballs for 2 hours or however long it takes for exhaustion to overpower your need to be constantly entertained

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I feel like a lot of people have put immense pressure on themselves to accomplish/achieve something big during this quarantine so they don't "waste" time.

So many posts about how guilty they'll feel if they don't use this time to finally catch up on back-work, clean their house, organize, work, work, work.

Y'all need to remember that we're experiencing a global crisis, and to some degree, I think arguably a global trauma.

Right now, everything is uncertain, the future is vague, and the world is scary. We are all already under so much unprecedented pressure. Pressure to provide for ourselves and others, to stay safe, to keep others safe, etc. etc.

The LAST thing we need is to set ultimatums for our schedules and punish ourselves for not writing a damn book or reorganzing the garage all with the weight of Global Pandemic Crisis weighing on our minds and lives.

The truth is, no one needs to get a damn thing done during all of this except what concerns public health and services.

You don't need to clean the attic. You don't need to reply to all of your emails.

If doing those things makes you feel better, great! Have fun! But if they've become a tool for guilting yourself into being miserably "productive" in these trying times,

Give yourself a break.

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[ithelpstodream]

[her-minds-a-mess]

What a silly thought

to think that the point of a relationship

is to be forever.

I have had forevers last six months

and forevers last two years

and still they run through my veins

as lessons

as experiences

as growth.

Never minimize a relationship as a failure

just because it has completed its’ course

[toastbutteregg]

[anxietyproblem]

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

⚰️ horror movie ask game 🔪

a nightmare on elm street: top 5 fav songs rn?

hellraiser: do u have any tattoos/piercings? do u want any?

the texas chainsaw massacre: what’s ur favorite food?

my bloody valentine: are u in a relationship/do u have a crush?

scream: what’s ur favorite movie?

carrie: if u could have any superpower, what would u pick?

the shining: do u prefer warm weather or cold weather?

us: if u could change one thing about urself, what would it be?

jaws: what’s something u wish u were good at?

hereditary: do u drink, smoke, or do drugs?

nosferatu: do u have a lot of friends?

friday the 13th: do u believe in astrology?

child’s play: have u ever committed a crime? what was it? *adjusts wire* if not, would u ever commit a crime?

frankenstein: what’s ur favorite website?

suspiria: what’s ur favorite book?

re-animator: are u neat or messy?

the ring: if u could visit/live anywhere in the world, where would u?

midsommar: show ur lock screen + home screen!

halloween: what’s ur favorite holiday?

silence of the lambs: what’s something ur looking forward to?

the exorcist: are u religious?

paranormal activity: do u believe in ghosts/demons/aliens/magic/anything paranormal?

saw: give a controversial opinion >:3

alice, sweet alice: what would u describe ur style as?

the fly: what is ur biggest fear?

the evil dead: do u have any weird/obscure interests?

the vvitch: what’s ur favorite historical time period? (without the old-timey bigotry)

psycho: do u collect anything, or want to? if so, what? 

night of the living dead: what’s ur fav hobby?

the blair witch project: what’s ur biggest pet peeve?

alien: what character do u relate to a lot?

invasion of the bodysnatchers: how do u think ppl see u? how do u see urself?

house: do u have any pets? do u want any?

the thing: what’s ur job? (or dream job if u don’t work?)

final destination: what’s something everyone else hates, but u love?

rosemary’s baby: what’s something everyone else loves, but u hate?