bababooie

25 she/her I like movies, books, a few lingering fandoms, and stuff that makes me wheeze uncontrollably in the silence of my bedroom at 3 in the morning. Rarely post personal stuff.

[everythingfox]

He’s got his thinking cat on

[thecolorblockcurator]

Mountain Ghost, Hwa San-chiuen

[mr-e-gallery]

Mr. E Gallery 'Sisterhood Of The Moon And Stars' v2 (van Dongen) (03-22)

[steampunkforever]

Five to seven of these words are in the Bible. Nine to ten of them are in the Cheesecake Factory menu.

[zoobus]

The benefits of representation in media are vastly overstated. With that said, I think tv needs more hamfisted stories about wheelchair users who can still walk in some capacity. I can't think of any other group that needs awareness in a way tv reprentation specifically would actually help with

[zoobus]

We need an ambulatory wheelchair character accused of leg-fraud on whatever the three most popular shows currently are so they can look straight at the camera and say "EVERYONE knows that many wheelchair users have at least some ability to walk. Just because I'm standing right now doesn't mean I don't need it."

When the microaggressing strawman insists well if you can walk you should walk you lazy bum, their woke ally friend (who is also looking directly into the camera) can say

"I can't believe you want our friend to SUFFER through some pointless PAIN PERFORMANCE just so you don't have to think about how fucked up it is to accuse them of leg fraud!"

The background characters nod in sage agreement. Only an IDIOT and a MONSTER would do this, they say.

We need all the top shows doing this like uhhh NFL Sunday Night Football, NCIS, Young Sheldon, Star Wars: Ashoka, NFL Monday Night Football. All of em. I never want to see a creepshot of a wheelchair user standing to piss in a urinal again.

[meangirlnurse]

if the satanic panic was happening now a lot of you guys would be like “DNI if you don’t believe survivors of satanic ritual abuse at daycare”

[luvil10-deactivated20240206]

Charlie Kelly

[bloodtroth]

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

[djinnhatescold]

Gamechanger

[downtroddendeity]

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

I'm sorry what?!

[metfell]

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

[metfell]

[gayestpiano]

i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order

[goodscreencaps]

[animentality]

[amaditalks]

[psybomb]

To translate:

Shanda: literally “disgrace,” I’m context it more means betrayer or wicked

“Nine of us gathered”: a Minyan, required for most critical Jewish prayers and services, takes ten people.

“On the day of my father’s yahrzeit”: the anniversary of the father’s death, an occasion that demands some additional observances. The person usually stands while others remain seated, to say a specific prayer. This takes a Minyan.

In whole: “I’d rather not pray for my dead father than have you present, even if you were sitting to the side and not participating.” It is DEVASTATING.

[c-53]

When I offer a bag to a customer they usually say like ‘if you have one, that would be great’ and I’m always struck by how bizarre of an offer it would be if I didn’t have one. Like.

“Do you want a bag?”

“Yes, if you have one, that would be great :)”

“I don’t. How does it feel to want :)”

[ameliaaltare]

edging this twink

[ameliaaltare]

i need everyone to know i was so ashamed of this post i muted notifs right after so i could forget. unfortunately it showed up on my dash.

[ameliaaltare]

no no

[ameliaaltare]

no no

[ameliaaltare]

@duolingo-unofficial has entered a plea deal to let duo cum if this gets to 15k notes. freaks, reblog.

[duolingo-unofficial]

Guys

Please

[bleetusmcyeetus]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[non-existent-1895]

Target audience

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

in my current commission, being mildly to moderately possessed by the ghost of Oscar Wilde

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

im waiting on permission to post the whole piece but in the meantime a teaser:

this is like. 1/10th of the thing

[regulusmasamune]

PEAFOWL FEATHER

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS

THIS THING'S 25 BY 15 INCHES

THIRTEEN HOURS

HELL YEAH

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so @5thearth I make whatever the hell you want me to when cash money is involved*. Yall just don't really see most of this content cuz it's wedding vows, eulogies, in memoriams, etc that I don't usually end up posting.

*so long as its not bigotry/intolerance related content, do no harm but take no shit etc etc

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#getting art noveau vibes from some of the border elements honestly that was kinda the goal from the start! it's a bit more obvious before the colour went on, since i think it's a little bit lost in how the dark green sometimes blends into the black:

but yeah

this is what three hundred dollars or so gets you lol

[localvoidcat]

bad news guys i've developed the habit of just giving a thumbs-up whenever i see anything i like. this includes things i like online

[localvoidcat]

i can't stop

[localvoidcat]

i also want to mention that on occasion i'll stand up and do the sparkle on jerma pose blankly at a wall for a couple seconds and then go back to normal. i don't know whats up with that either